UN Meetings (FW)

Caucasus-Russia
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (Russia): "Hello and happy holidays to you all. We would like to approach Caucasus with the possible ceding of Chechnya and North Ossetia to Caucasus as they would like to be part of that country. If you wish to know, Ramzan Kadyrov has been imprisoned in a Federal Prison for charges of terrorism and smallpox is gone in our country. Thank you."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "Happy holidays my friends. In response to Russia's approach. We would of course accept this, if it is with the permission of your government. Thank you for letting us know about Ramzan, I hope in the future we can put all of this behind us, and become great allies. Thank you Prime Minister."

Secretary of State Xavier Dupont (Union of Everett): "We request the extradition of Ramzan Kadyrov to the Union of Everett for trial and punishment."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "I think it would be fair if Ramzan Kadyorov stays in Russia, and receives his punishment there."

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (Russia): "If you cannot provide a legit reason for Russia to send him to face trial in Everett, I believe that would not be possible. As for Caucasus, thank you for accepting our request. If all goes as planned, the two territories will transition to become part of Caucasus by March 1 2010."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "This is rather good news Mr. President. May our two countries walk forward in good relation."

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 5th, 2012)

 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Skandinavisk government and populace alike have both declared, along with the support of Western Europe, that the Third World War should go on no longer. The Empire of Scandinavia requests that the United Nations form and install an official end to this pointless and crowned war. The people have spoken, and they cry for amity.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): Ah yes. Western Europe can finish what it started, and seeks to run away from the fight. While I desire peace as much as the next head of state, I find the conflict rather rewarding. Well, as for as Huria is concerned. I humbly request the United Nations continue doing nothing as it has been accustom, and let the world handle its own problems. This is not the place for talk of war. Especially for a political body that has no strength to stop the smallest of conflicts, even those that involve no armies.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Hurian Federation shows no respect for basic human rights, and maliciously invades its neutral neighbors for no other reason than self interest. It is evident they mean no good to anyone of this Earth, and so therefore it is necessary we do not allow them to conquer any more people in a global conflict to which anything can receive justification. The Scandinavians, along with the rest of Western Europe, demands they receive no more reason to harm anymore innocent civilians.
 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): The United States will veto any such declarations by the United Nations. No end of this war will be accepted until the current Yarphese regime is completely toppled and imprisoned.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): And any such move by the USA will be supported by Huria respecting an end to the conflict. Yarphei on the other hand is your problem. We have other regions of more importance than Yarphei or the Americans. And Eriksson, neutrality means nothing. Didn't your people sell iron to Nazi Germany to prevent an invasion? To feed the beast the killed when it was full from youe own hands? Did you not threaten to cut off aid to those who "violated" the rights of homosexuals? Or sit idly by while allies commited atrocities? And have you not sealed your relationship with Everett by means of a disgusting love affair between of relative, Princess Anne I, and President Spencer? You are not, nor will you ever be neutral, for you have chosen a side long ago. Your own.
 * Foreign Affairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Williams, in regards to your earlier comments about "wanting peace"; is it not your country's policy to take from those who cannot defend. That does not seem to be something a peace-loving country would follow. It is known that your country cannot be trusted to maintain peace, and if you cannot see that, there is something very wrong in the Hurian mentality.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Scandinavian government works in the best interest of our own people before we operate to secure foreign goals and assets. Currently, the best action possible to take would be the securing of a peace between the OIS and the PAFF to advance the global economic situation, while also securing no more reasons for the Huria to continue their sick conquest. You are incorrect, we have been neutral in any conflict since the Napoleonic Wars, and we will remain to be so until the time calls for our Forsvaret to defend Holmgard. You obviously do not understand how we operate; in the interest of the common man. I can understand why, as these comments are coming from a sick and twisted person.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): You provide aid to your allies in their war efforts. Either stay out of the way, or choose a side. And like any other nation, I put the interest of my people and our nation first. If they demand a war, they will get one. And don't say anything about "twisted mentality", for we see you in the same light. Marching to countrie to force your ideals on them. At least we wage for a legitiment reason. To secure resources for the security of Huria! You kill people over ideals that will die out in the next century! Under my rule and that of my party's, I've brought Africa into the 21st century, something you Europeans in your supposed superiorty saught fit to withhold from us. We aren't insane or evil, we jealous, vengeful, angry! You keep seeking to interfere in our matters, in our foreign policies. You justify your evils with false promises. Tell me; what nation has benefited from allowing gays, open sex, democracy, capitalism, and multi-party systems? Have the Iranians benefited from the destruction of their country? Are the Israelis any safer now that you've made an enemy out of every Muslim country? Don't you dare call me evil! Your attempts to mold the world in YOUR image, have only created more unrest, more suffering, and today, more war. Finish what you started, and stay in this war. Any other move would be cowardly, and hypocritical.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): Again, you misinterpret the actuality of matters. You say which "country" has benefited from allowing "gays" to engage in marriage. What you disregard is that a country is made up of its people, and so therefore the homosexuals can benefit from the joys of marriage. If the homosexuals, a group that has faced hate for most of the human history, can be happy in Scandinavia, then I'm pretty sure that the country is at a good point in its history. You dwell on the facts of history, citing imperialism that no longer exists in the eyes of the Northern peoples of Europe. If I am not correct, the Swedish, Danish and Norwegians only colonized lands were they could be free from an autocrat, like yourself. You wage a resource war that you can solve peacefully through agreement with Brazil or another allied oil state, if I am not correct the actual disclosed goal of the Brazilain invasion was to make the Western powers fear you. We have never started anything, for we have only aided those who face such suffering through our humanitarian efforts. Your people have had war, Your Excellency, I think they have had quite enough after all these years.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): My people have no desire to end the war, something I found rather surprising. In any case, you must be mistaken Prince. I saught no attempt to gain fame from a war, only controllable resources. And If even that was true, I don't recall releasing that information to the public. Which would ultimately mean that you have been spying on us. Poor form, Prince. Very dishonorable...
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): It is dishonorable that you lie about your disclosure of your plans to invade Brazil. If I am not mistaken, your government "came outfront with the plans, and told the world of their intentions." If we were spying on you, then you must not know what kind of journalism goes on in your country. You also have stated that the aftereffect of the invasion of Brazil would send "shockwaves" throughout the global foreign spectrum. We are only stating facts, Your Excellency.

International Criminal Court and INTERPOL officers enter the room. ICC and INTERPOL agents surround Hurian Supreme Commander Maurice Williams and hand him the official ICC court warrant to review.
 * Victor Garcia (ICC Representative)(Spain): "Maurice Williams, we have a warrant for your arrest as ordered by the International Criminal Court. You are charged with violations of international law and acts against humanity and violation of war crimes code. You are charged with genocide, war of aggression, aiding and abetting terrorist organizations, unlawful funding and aid of illegal militant groups, training and arming of child soldiers, use of human shields in combat, direct and deliberate acts of war and violence against civilians both foreign to your nation and domestic, commanding and ordering mass rape and mass murder of women and children, inhumane acts of torture and possession and use of chemical and biological weapons. As per these charges, you are ordered by the International Criminal Court, to surrender yourself and come with us peacefully."
 * Sir Thomas Williams (Great Britain & Northern Ireland & Commonwealth) begins to clap, as well with his delegates.


 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): This is an outrage and a disgrace to diplomacy! I demand the Interpol agents REMOVE themselves from this meeting! President Williams enjoys FULL diplomatic immunity within the confines of this building.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Unfortunately, Ambassdor Beggs, one cannot be diplomatic with a man who so willingly rants his hatred against the rest of the world. He belongs in the hands of our organization's justice system, where he can no longer commit these horrible atrocities."
 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): There is a right way to do the right thing and the wrong way to do the right thing. The latter is just as bad as doing the wrong thing altogether. If you arrest President Williams at an international diplomatic summit, the United States federal government will lobby and work towards his immediate release, whatever the means.
 * Maurice Williams (Suprmeme Comander of the Hurian Federation) begins shouting out to Keith Beggs: Mr. Beggs, upon your return to your home, tell your President that you have earn a new ally.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Ambassador Beggs, that is sad news to hear from you. "
 * Ambassador Otto Fritz (Deutsche Demokratische Republik): "We have tried to stay out of this absurd conflict between the Western imperialists and the monsters that they themselves have created. However, what has happened here is too serious. My government has been saying for a long time that the United Nations have become a pantomime to serve the interests of the imperialists, but what happened a few minutes ago in this room is the biggest insult ever made to diplomacy. Never in history no one had dared to assault by force a diplomatic conference and this happened today, here in this room. I have just had a conference with the Generalsekretär Sammer and I am authorized to tell this forum that DDR will take drastic measures against this outrage. From this point, we will reduce to a minimum any involvement in the united nations and we will recommend our allies to do the same. This also includes conferences on disarmament and nonproliferation. Furthermore, since it was the government of Everett who has allowed the assault of the United Nations headquarters, my Government formally ask for the transfer of the UN headquarters to a truly neutral territory where the compliance with international law could be ensured. In view of the scant respect that this country has for most basic diplomatic norms, my government has decided to withdraw our ambassador and cut diplomatic presence to a minimum. My government, of course, requires the immediate release of the Supreme Commander of Huria and the absolute respect for diplomatic immunity."
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Empire of Scandinavia must express its annoyance at the International Police. While the reasons of their visit are supported by the Scandinavian government, the United Nations must respect the diplomatic immunity it's members are "entitled" to. We are endorsing his release immediately.
 * Ambassador Balsan Abjan (Turkicstan): Turkicstan supports the arrest of the Hurian leader 100%, and does not agree that Maurice is entitled to full diplomatic immunity after the atrocities and sheer disgregard to human welfare and rights that he has shown.

--MEETING ENDS--

United Nations Security Council Meeting (New York City, May 7th, 2012)
''As the members of the previous day's summit begin to leave New York, Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs of the Allied States petitions the Secretary General to arrange an emergency Security Council meeting concerning recent events. Only Security Council members are in attendance.''


 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): Right, now that the extremely large room full of people shouting at each other is behind us, we need to put a stop to this funny business. The International Criminal Court is a part of the United Nations, and the United States being a Security Council member, I, on behalf of my people and justice, demand the immediate release of President Maurice Williams. I do not care what your opinion on the matter or what atrocities Williams has committed - there are rules and in this case rules are not meant to be broken. This act by the ICC is childish and irresponsible and my government will not condone it. The integrity of this organization needs to be defended or the organization need not exist at all. In addition to this, I demand the officer of the ICC who authorized this warrant for an arrest within a diplomatic sanctuary be fired from his position within the ICC. Also in addition to THAT, I call a full review by this organization into the ICC. We cannot have cowboys running the International Criminal Court.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): My government is in concurrence. The ICPO's actions regarding this incident were uncalled for and unprecedented. The arrest of President Williams, which may or may not be for a noble cause, was nonetheless in violation of his diplomatic immunity as GUARANTEED by the Vienna Convention. It is also bias on the part of this body's host nation to have an enemy leader arrested for crimes committed outside of this building which have not been independently verified by a neutral agency and then overlooking crimes committed by THIS OWN COUNTRY'S leader in violation of its laws. This is absolutely unacceptable and we hope to see these actions justified or rectified as soon as possible.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Discussion overnight between the Union of Everett's top executive and judicial officials have come to agreement that we must agree for Dictator Williams release. Our official Security Council vote is to abstain from voting, therefore, neither vetoing nor approving. In addition to that, as ordered by our Commander in Chief, we will veto any act to attempt to fire the ICC judge who ordered the warrant nor investigate the ICC for its actions, as the Union of Everett views the overall actions of the ICC to be morally justified. Finally, the Union of Everett establishes that Maurice Williams is no longer legally permitted within Union of Everett territory. Future diplomacy between him and this organization must be through an established UN representative. Dictator Williams himself is not wanted within our borders... and a last note, we view that the release of Dictator Williams... the blood of the atrocities that await us all in the near future, shall not be on the Union of Everett's hands. This man needs to be removed from society where his actions can be stopped. It is both viewed by myself, our President and of other members of our government, that releasing this man is a gross failure is our global justice system. Releasing this man, because of diplomatic immunity technicalities, which will result in the continued mass murder and loss of life in the count of hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths, is a horrifying disregard for true justice and a human rights crime in itself."

Everetti Ambassador leaves.


 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): Then it's agreed. Mister Secretary General, please have President Williams removed from the ICC's possession at once. Furthermore, the AS government still demands a review of the ICC and how it operates. We expect the UN to launch an investigation at their earliest convenience, or we shall take initiative.
 * UN Ambassador Khalid Al Mawali (United Emirates): The United Emirates voice may not count towards much as a minor member, but we would like to express our reservations at the liberation of a ruthless dictator. The manner of his arrest is something we do not agree with; why is it that President Williams was detained while President Spencer of Everett was not for roughing up a Saudi representative within the UN's walls. But to get to the point, we do not feel his release should be done unless some compromise can be achieved with Huria to end its War in Brazil and the unnecessary violence.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Blackmail? No doubt something needs to be done about the situation but we have started down the wrong path. Unconditional release of President Williams.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): My government supports the release of Maurice Williams from ICC custody. Diplomatic immunity is guaranteed for the nations of the world, regardless of whether they are dictators or not. However, we do not require an investigation into the activities of the ICC, though we have no quarrel if another government opts to do so.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): I am pleased that Everett decided to take responsiblity for their crime, and return my brother back to his country. Huria still holds Everett responsible for this debacle, and as unlikely as it will be, demands an official apology from the Everetti government and the ICC. And in light of Everett's banning of President Williams from international territory, that I must remind them they do not control, any Everetti citizen, uniformed or not, will be apprehended and executed should they be found guilty of traspassing upon soverign Hurian land, public or private, without offical permission from the Hurian government. I hope this will not happen again.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): Mrs. Williams, you and your brother are treading a dangerous line. It is in violation of international law to execute citizens without warning just because they are of a certain nationality.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): It's also a violation of international law to violate a head of state's diplomatic immunity. It's a violation to interfere in another nation's affairs. It's a violation to assault a foreign representative. International "law" means nothing if those who make them care not to follow them. If Huria can not be allow a seat on the Security Council, or even treated with respect while on international territory, then Huria will follow no laws at all. We will kill whoever we want, where ever we want, whenever we want. And I don't set the policy. I just obey it.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia):: Indeed it is. But that doesn't mean you can break international law. Two wrongs don't make a right. If you want to be treated respectfully by the rest of the world, try obeying international law. When you kill whoever you want, where ever you want, whenever you want, you break international law. And that doesn't fly.

Hurian foreign minister leaves

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 11th, 2012)

 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): On behalf of my brother President Maurice Williams, I have been requested to tell you of Huria's annexation of Hurian Brazil this Friday on May 11. It was considered vital that the world know that a referendum held the month before in Huria and the conquered territories, requesting whether or not the populace of either territory wished for a permanent union between the two. The results came up with a majority of 81% seeking unification. I only wish to ask that the world keep itself out of Huria's affairs while the process takes place. Additionally, on behalf of the new former citizens of Brazil who have chosen to join Huria, I request that troops seeking to assist the outlaws known as the Brazilian Liberation Party, withdraw from our territory at once. We seek no further bloodshed in the Amazon, and only wish to begin rebuilding the homes of our new Brazilian brothers and sisters. Regardless of whether or not you chose to stay, Huria will not be leaving our new provinces in South America. Interference will not be tolerated.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): The Scandinavian Empire must support the Hurian action of annexing Brazil. While we are still unclear on the initial motives of the invasion, we still wish to retain humanitarian presence in Brazil. The Scandinavian delegation wishes you the best of luck in healing this broken land, whether your intentions lean good or bad.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Huria thanks you. I would like to apolegize for my brother's hostile behavior toward your people in the preceding meeting.
 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): Regardless of any annexation to territory you think you own, the United States will continue to recognize the real Brazilian government. Your intolerance of interference makes little difference to the fact that there will be interference and quite a lot thereof. I implore you to recognize the fact that at least three superpower nations are actively participating against your actions in Brazil and any continuance may lead to the eventual destruction of Huria.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): Why is it that the new United States government continues to intervene in the affairs of foreign nations? Isn't that one of the reasons why the first "United" States collapsed as it did? While some actions of the Hurian forces in Brazil might be called... uncivilized... it is not in the place of the American government to act as if it were the international police. Some irony is present there, I suppose.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Indeed. And you must consider that those three "superpowers" still have yet to expell Hurian forces from Brazil. And as proven evident, Hurian citizens don't appear all to thrived with the idea that they may be forced out of their new home. And let's not forget to mention the Brazilian population that voted overwhelmingly for unification with Huria following the invasion you and "superpower" allies failed to stop. Huria's military forces are larger and better experienced, and though we may not have all of the technological advances as the ASA, we have conquered Brazil with no need of drones, stealth bombers, and limitless funds. Your arrogance will be your downfall, just as it was for the United States.
 * Foreign Minister Yuri Avanev (Novaya Zemlya Free Republic): I agree with the Skandinavian prince that it is not the United States or Everett's job to intervene in this conflict. The BLA seems to be managing quite well on its own, and the war has not ascended to any level high enough that we need to interfere, not as yet. Maybe this can be resolved without too much bloodsled, which excessive intervention will just provoke.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): The rebels only have two options. Stand down, or be annihilated. There will be no negotiations, no mercy, and no interference. The BLA has been standing in the way of progress, and their insolent attempts to liberate a dead country has be tolerated long enough.
 * Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice (United States): Honorable colleagues from Novaya Zemlya and Scandinavia, the United States is part of this organization only to show willingness to cooperate, not to be governed by it nor its members. We will enforce democracy, human rights and justice throughout the globe. We do not recognize Huria's occupation of Brazil thus calling it sovereign is way out of line. If neither the General Assembly or Security Council takes action, the United States will intervene on its own behalf and on behalf of the Brazilian people. Be warned, Misses Williams, we do not tolerate your nation's policy nor am I charmed by your boastful comments about your people and your military. In addition to this, your latest comment about not even seeing the possibility of negotiations, I will recommend to the President and immediate response. Consider this your final warning to remove yourself from Brazil.
 * UN Ambassador Khalid Al Mawali (United Emirates): Do not attempt to threaten the world with your killings and other injustices. If you want the international community to liberate your leader through the necessary protocols, you to should do the same instead of killing innocent civilians. As for the Brazil issue, there is no way to prevent you from completely sabotaging the referendum and votes in your favor. Brazilians would not supporty you, much less the Bolivians. I would like to propose that the ICC be investigated for their unlawful arrest, but the United Emirates believes it is not safe to release Mr. Williams yet, due to recent threats directed by the Hurian delegation at other nations and their citizens,
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): "Josephine Williams, you are hereby ordered by the executive branch of the Union of Everett to vacate Union of Everett territory. Your stay at our hotels have been revoked and your property transferred to your awaiting aircraft. Upon the end of this UN meeting, you are to leave this nation and are restricted from return. As per orders of the Union of Everett President, you are, along with your husband, Dictator Williams, banned from this nation, for your extraordinary and disgusting behavior. In addition to this, for the sake of your own security, you will be transferred via helicopter from the UN grounds to La Guardia international airport. Our citizenry have become violently upset with your presence and our intelligence has confirmed several threats of assassination against you by militant groups. Future representation must be through a none political official, as yourself, your husband or others or your military officials, for the sake of preventing assassinations and for the sake of ensuring that your government not be within our borders. An escort service will be waiting for you at the end of this meeting."
 * Representative of the Department of State (Union of Everett): "Thank you, Mr. Representative, in regards to your claims of annexation and Brazilian support, this nation does not recognize it, we will not support it, we will not respect it. We will in addition, NOT tolerate any attempt by your government to commence a similar mass genocide of Brazilian minorities, as you did in your own country. Any reports of killings of homosexuals, transgenders, non-Christians, abuse of women, children, rapes or kidnapping and use of Brazilian minors in armed conflict, will result in immediate and intense military action on the part of the Union of Everett and its allies."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): This isn't Everetti territory, and Maurice is my brother, moron. We will begin killing off any supporters of Everett or the USA, and any attempt to interfere will be meet with swift action from the military of Huria. Additionally, my brother has already been released, and is at home in Huria. As for threatening the world, is it we because of our unwillingness to conform to Western ideals, or you for your need to invade other soverign nations to force your sick and immoral ways upon others to lessen the digust that others feel when they see two man performing acts they were not meant to do. The only extraordinary and disgusting behavior I've seen is the twisting and perversion of marriage to fit your "feelings". Should we not legalize one's right to marry children or animals? Because after all, you can't control who you love, and nobody should tell you otherwise. Listen here, non-Christians will be burned, rape victims will suffer their pains, children will be used as shields, and gay and transgenders shall be tortured for their crimes. We will do it because we can. You Everett, and your allies, are bullies. Imposing YOUR views of a "free society" on those who do not want it. Our citizens our violently upset at your aweful laws and lax view of humanity and punishment. Your inability to stop us in Brazil and Africa have proven that you have no strength. It has also proven that Hurian citizens are not afraid of you or your military. And you still haven't learned one important lesson. You are following close in the footsteps of the United States. You will be corrupted, you will become unpopular, and you can only push the world so far before it pushes back.

''Susan Rice face-palms as the EV Department of Homeland Security enters the United Nations General Assembly meeting. She proceeds to take her things and leave the chamber, not saying a word.'' The East Asian delegates leave the conference.
 * Foreign Affairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): The Kingdom of Europa expresses it support for Everett's stance, but if it's not too much to ask, please wait until after the meeting before allowing in Homeland Security. They are making a disruption and we would not want to cause a scene again. Ms. Williams, you are right in that this is not Everetti territory, but nothing more. Your threats and accusations will get you no real support, but your crimes agains humanity and violations of countless moral and international laws will see your country in a hellhole. You do not know what the world and its superpowers are capable of, and you do not want to wake the sleeping dragon that will destroy you for your sins.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Sins? If you haven't notice Ms. Bruni, Huria's citizens pick up and read their Bibles. They know why homosexuality is wrong. They know why blaming God for all of their problems is misplaced. If I have any sins, it's because I've tolerate these non-sense for so long on my brother's behalf. And Huria too is a superpower if you haven't yet noticed. We conquered a country that was supposedly better off than Huria. We control an entire alliance deticated to the continued independence of African states. And we are well versed in the ways of nuclear technology. We have several tens of millions of citizens trained in the ways of war. They are required to train with their firearms, and keep them on hand at all times. They are uniformed, and are well aware of the current state of affairs around the world. They know of your actions, and are disgusted by them. My brother does as the people wish. When they want the gays burned in the streets, and he saw to it the a cloud of smoke blocked out the sun. When they wanted an invasion of Brazil, he saw to it that the rivers of the Amazon overflowed with blood. When they want Everett to perish, he will to it that it's existence is erased from the history books. You attempt to scare us into believing that we will become a wasteland because we don't follow you rules, when other nations who never heard of them were prospering long you arrived. Huria isn't afraid of you, we know your strengths, and we know how to exploit them. If ever there was a sleeping dragon, we would be it.
 * Representative of the Department of State (Union of Everett): "Then be warned. As permissed by my executive superiors, the first confirmations of mass genocides against Brazilians will result in a declaration of war against your nation and to prevent as much death and damage as possible towards the Brazilians, my executive superiors have authorized our nation to use extreme and over-necessary force to stop your rampage across the globe."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Huria will then see to it that any invasion by Everett will result in the suffering of its citizens to the fullest possible extent.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): These are the reasons that your idea of a country will not fly with the rest of the world. You may not rampage, mass murder, and invade whatever territories you like. I suppose, as "good Christians", you would know now to murder. Cascadia is in full support of the Union of Everett.
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): "Ms. Williams, you claim to be a good Christian and you claim to "follow the bible". I don't know which bible you are reading from, ma'am, but the Lord states specifically, thou shall not kill and that vengeance against the wicked is his only. Your actions of killing and mass murdering and torturing people, violates his Word directly which includes to love your neighbor and not to kill. You disgrace Christian people like myself, who actually follow his word. I may not agree with some policies of my country, but that does not give me to right to kill those I dislike according to God's Word. You and your brother ignore these vital commandments from God and these things is what will send you and him to hell."
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): Why can't just all be friends! The Prince breaks down in tears.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): The Bible also say man shall not lay down with man, but your President appears to find that rather difficult to follow. And isn't your policy to drop a fusion bomb on any nation that looks at you funny? Is that not a violation of your beliefs of vengence, Representative? You do not follow his word and have no reason to say anything of the sort. You defend the digusting actions of homosexuals in this country, which is a huge violation of the Bible you read and I both read. So until you've handled that, keep your mouth shut. And look what you've done. You've made the Prince cry.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): History has taught us lesson that war does not solve problems; it only ends in bloodshed. Time and time again humanity has taught itself this lesson only to ignore past mistakes. Mistakes are meant to teach us to not repeat them. In an ideal world, differences in beliefs should be solved by dialogue. In this meeting, both sides have shown this delegation that this is not possible. The savagery of this session is abhorrent and all its participants, representatives of the great peoples of this Planet should be shamed.

The Skandinavisk delegates leave the building. Everett delegates leave the room. The Hurian delegates leave the building. The Novaya Zemlya Free Republic delegates leave the building.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): As of May Ninth, *sniffle* Two Thousand and Twelve, Skandinavia *sniffle* officially ends its participation in this international organization. *Sniffle* If you wish to contact our government, *sniffle then do so in a civilized manour please. *Sniffle* Goodbye, this was a nice job.
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): Seeing that this meeting has obviously had no effect on attempting to communicate with the Hurian officials, we will be leaving and awaiting Ms. Williams outside at the heliport for her transfer to La Guardia to leave the country."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Well then, this will be a memorable experience for a later date. If there's nothing else to discuss, I'll be taking my leave.
 * Foreign Minister Yuri Avanev (Novaya Zemlya Free Republic): Well, this doesn't seem to have helped us at all. We will send support to our fellow Vanev members in Africa in case Huria attacks them, but we still view this all as unneccessary conflict.

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 27th, 2012)
The Hurian representatives leave the building. President Spencer's videophone feed forwards to Secret Service live video of the Jackson residence in Everett City, depicting dead bodies of what is identified by a Secret Service agent as Hurian death squad agents. Video footage depicts Jackson residence exploding. '''UN Representative Jackson is evacuated by Secret Service agents. Spencer's video feed shuts down, only leaving a laughing skull and cross bones. 1''' Hurian video feed end.
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): On behalf of my government, I have been requested to annouce to the United Nations and the world, that Huria shall be withdrawing its forces for Brazil. We are taking along with us loyal citizens who have decided to keep the Hurian citizenship, and military forces from Brazilian territories who have also agreed to remain with us. It should be noted that the Amazon Rainforest has, as a result of Hurian chemical warfare, been rendered somewhat toxic. We would like to warn you that the damage caused by the toxins has twisted the minds of the native population, and that any attempts to rebuild will difficult. Brazil is broken, shattered, and polluted, and most of the land is no longer productive. Millions of Brazilians have died int he wars there, and infertility has begun to take root in some parts of the country. Long story short; you can have Brazil. We don't want it.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "You and your country is full of sick fucks. The fact you have come to the UN to announce your bullshit with a tone of arrogance and smart-assry is uncalled for. Justice will be had for the disgusting and gross offenses against not just humanity but all life on this little planet, you and your retarded leadership have committed. There will never be any recognition by my nation of your nation or your people, culture, identity, sovereignty, government or your President. The fact that you morons invaded Brazil for no goddamn reason only to abandon it because YOU all fucked it up, is even more outrageous. The Union of Everett pledges it 100% and total support for the Brazilian people and will do everything in its power to attempt to recover what can be recovered and calls on every sane nation of this planet to aid in repairing what I would consider the most devastating act of inhumane stupidity EVER displayed in the history of stupid atrocity. In addition, the Union of Everett is hereby severing and revoking all citizenship and therefore deporting all Hurian immigrants who live or reside within my borders. GET OUT."
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): Look at you kick and scream. Are you mad that your "perfect society" failed to protect its "ally" and "friend"? We just did for, what you would call, the "lulz". I'm no internet junky like yourself, but all I know is that Brazil was the wrong target for Hurian expansion. We've decided that Africa is more suited to our unique tastes. I only speak on behalf of my government, and bear no ill will against you or the people of Brazil. However, I do wonder as to how you plan to spread the death and destruction that the now leaderless Brazil is undergoing. No government, no laws, and no police force has left Brazil is a state of epidemic rioting. More people are being killed now than my people ever thought. I share my people's desire for war, as it is fun. But I never thought the Brazilians would kill more of their own than we did. How Everett plans to solve this issue is something I wish to see.
 * Representative to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "This is disturbing behavior and I do not understand how a human being such as yourself can be so cold and hateful. In addition to our call for aid in Brazil, the Union of Everett proposes to the Security Council a total embargo, complete sanctions and strict blockade of Huria globally, by all nations. This mentality cannot be allowed to go uncorrected. We propose a total lockdown of all relations, trade, commerce, travel, transit, tourism and technological access between the world and Huria. I call for the severance of internet and communications lines and total freeze of assets and a halt of every form of trade and commerce."
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): Huria has gotten along rather fine without you, and it can continue to do so for much of the foreseeable future. Do you think we'd risk our industrial independence, agricultural production, and technological advancement without developing a system to preserve them? We have run the risk of fighting all of Earth. Why would we ask you for food, and then bite your hand? We make our own guns. We grow our own food. And we design our own technology. We need nothing from you cretin. What you fail to realise is that Huria's hand stretch farther than Africa Mr. Jackson. Should you continue to run your mouth off at you betters, then Huria shall see to it that Mrs. Alisha and her children die along with you.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): sighs heavily... "Mrs. Haidalla, I'd watch your language while you speak your shit talking in my country or maybe my police forces will choose to not stop the thousands of enraged protesters standing outside this building from killing you here on international soil. We have confirmed death threats against your life in the number of dozens so far... maybe my federal agencies will not bother to stop them today."
 * Representative to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett) holds head in his palms, begins to pray silently
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): You can speak a real game behind that screen Spencer, but I doubt you'd say much it were just the two of us. Continue to pray Mr. Jackson. Your much better that way. As for me, my time here is down. My men will shoot any protesters that try anything stupid. However, if your tempted, my death will do nothing but gain Everett the hatred of the world. Just think. The "paragon of international justice" bows to vigilantism, and its savage citizeny prove they are no bettet than those they condemn. I wish I could see what my death would bring, but alas, now is not the time.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): "Now that the opposition has exit the conference, we can turn to business. It is with great pride that I second the Everetti representative's motion for a complete embargo of the Hurian Federation. Furthermore, if it pleases the secretary-general, on behalf of my government, I motion to suspend indefinitely the membership of the Hurian Federation to the United Nations, everyone immediately. This that to civilized society can no longer be ignored, and we must act."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): President Spencer, you killed my friend. No sniper could have gotten as close as he did without government help. Mr. Jackson shall now pay the price for Fanta's death. Darius, call your wife. She has a fewast words she would to share with you.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "Don't be a moron, Williams. Your little death team is already dead. EDS picked up on your shit within seconds, Secret Service executed each one of them via bullet to the head. At this point I have no regard for you, or any diplomatic immunity your stupid nation may have. Any further provocation from you.. Maurice.. it will be your last."
 * Militant Forces Secret Service Agent Richie (Union of Everett): "Miss President, people of the United Nations assembly, here we have Hurian death squad agents. These men attempted to invade the home of the Jacksons and attempted to kill Mrs. Jackson and his children. These men were kill by our Secret Service team with zero Everetti casualties. This is the kind of people we are dealing with."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "Simply put, Maurice Williams is a terrorist and a war criminal and should have been shot in the face when the ICC and INTERPOL first arrested him."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Huria )(via videophone): Hahaha! You don't think I'd send some trainees in without a backup plan do you? Your wife was still in the house Darius. Look at the screen.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "The Union of Everett hereby declares total war with the Hurian Federation. We call on our NATO and PAFF allies as per our alliances for having been attacked in an act of terrorism to declare war on the Hurian state. You will be joining bin Laden soon, Williams."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Ohhh. Looks like your death count just went up Mr. Richie. Hahahaha!!! And Miss Spencer, I hope you will be joining me and bin Laden for poker in Hell. Goodbye.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): If you wouldn't mind me interjecting. I feel that with the change of leadership in Huria, you could probably get along with these new young folk. I may not know much about African politics or Hurian militarism, but I do know that none of you wanna be getting yourself into horrendous scuff. At the end of the day, Huria's gonna be Huria, and Everett's gonna be Everett. If I'm correct, and most times I am, this is a Sparta versus Athens scenario. I'm an old man, and I don't want to see all these young bodies thrown into a pointless war because you two can't get passed each others ideological differences. I wanna see these kids grow up. I want them to live as long as I have. I want them to have kids and to share with them the good memories of the past, not of another war story about about two brutes killing each other over ideas and wrongs. Huria's in the wrong for its genocidial actions, but Everett, you gotta prove your better than this. If you go into Huria, well then, you might as well not come back out. I for one wouldn't invade it, as there'd be a gun behind every blade of grass. Your walking into a nation that trains it's young to kill before they can read. And you ain't got no reason to fear a Hurian invasion. You've got more guns in space than that stars that litter it. This ain't war either of ya'll gonna win, and I for one don't wanna see no death in the tens of millions in the last years of my life. Blockade Huria, sanction it too if it'll do. But don't go marching into it. Your a strong nation. But your soldiers are still meat! They ain't got no special powers, and they sure as hell ain't got no second lives. This isn't any of the Andrean Republic's business, but it damn well will be if Huria starts shooting off it's nukes. And anthrax, VX, and all them deadly little toxics don't need to reach your shores to kill your people, or mine! I've been reading up on what them weapons can do, and them payloads, once released, they can travel in the air, affecting everything in it's path. You definitely got weapons I thought I'd never see in my lifetime. But unless you got some way of cleaning off them toxics off ya food, you ain't got no chance at winning either!
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Martin, you are forgetting one thing: the west does not need to enter Huria to obliterate its people. Huria's opponents have long-range weapons capable of annihilating its toxic weapons. This is a war Huria clealy cannot win, and it is in their best interest that they surrender to the world.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I ain't stupid! I know what you got! I know Maurice Williams personally, and I know Huria's capabilities. It's scary I'll tell you that much. They been working on some stealth missiles. Things can get pass EMP sensors you been making. And unless you got some of them gas masks, the air gonna get poisioned. VX ain't an explosion, it's a gas. A gas that can kill upon touching ya skin. I don't want to be around when that happens. But if Huria decides to put that stuff in the atmosphere, then we all gonna die!
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): It cain't and ain't gonna be put better than Mr. Martin said. If we let the Huria take an appropriate amount of land in Africa then I'm sure they'll stop their whole world domination thing.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I agree. I know the Williams Family, and I know a bit about them Hurian folk. They just want Africa. It's a great evil, but if it puts them to rest, and they leave the rest of the world at peace, its a nessassary evil. Heck, Maurice was in the middle of a campaign when Everett killed that young Hurian woman. He was just trying to do right by her, but made the wrong choices. I ain't condoning him or nothin', but I think that Everett and Huria are gonna kill us all if they let their emotions and views cloud their heads.

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 30, 2012)
Video feed ends. Hurian video connections fail
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): The Kingdom of Texas has taken this moment to announce that the former Republics of Uruguay and Paraguay have been liberated by a task force of the Texas Rangers, and that intern governments will be installed while elections can be taken under way. The Texan government is shocked at the audacity of the Hurian Government to lie at such ravaged conditions.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Mr. Brown, please speak more clearly as too what "lies" you accuse Huria of.
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): The sight of those people was inhuman. We have never dealt with such death on a horrendous scale. Their water supplies were virtually unusable, and because they had so little water for three days, the death of their people was unfathomable. We are sickened that you would say that they enjoyed your rule, but it was apparent they had only suffered.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Every conquered nation has always had those who supported their new rulers. The poor who had been neglected by their governemnts found a new friend in Huria. Additionally, those who supported our occupation left when we did, travelling to Huria before Texan "troops" arrived. We care not for the rebel, the weak, or the stupid. Those are the ones you found. Additionally, it was for years of war that ravaged the region. We only had a few months to begin rebuilding. Of course, now the greater have of South America is equatable to a Third World country, I doubt anyone we be rebuilding for some time.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "The rebuilding process has already begun. Our aid forces and supplies have reached the Brazilians and our part in the PAFF relief operations is underway. We also support the Texans and back up their statements at the gross atrocity that took place at the hands of the Hurian government and military. While the toll on the loss of life is severe, the Brazilian people, upon seeing the arrival of their true allies, have regained their morale and the Brazilian nation will rebuild and will return to the world stage."
 * UN Ambassador Balsan Abjan (Turkicstan): Turkicstan would like to inform that it is taking full part in the PAFF relief operations in Brazil, and neighbouring countries, ravaged by the Hurian Federation's inhuman campaign in the countries.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Of your rebuilding efforts I care not. My concern is with the rebuilding of Africa. The re-establishment of order, peace, and prosperity ripped away from the people by the wiles of Europeans, Americans, and foreigners all together. Rebuild your precious Brazil. I'm I sure they will contribute something of worth to the world sometime in the far-off future. Africa has no protector, no friend, no "true" ally. As Mr. Martin stated, Huria no longer harbors any interest in world affairs. We plan to keep ourselves isolated while we assist in rebuilding our home continent, and want no disturbence in our lives from Everett, Turcistan, or Texas. We are willing to pay in reparation for the damages caused to Brazil, ꕉ35 billion nauyi, and nothing more. If you do not want our money, then leave us be. We have more troubling concerns to deal with.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): "Essentially, what you have done, is invaded a country, ravaged it and reduced it to rubble, and left. How many other countries will you be giving this inhuman treatment to? And what exactly are these "more troubling concerns", if I may ask?"
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Well, first and foremost, our concerns are none of your business. But to please your febble mind, I shall explain. Huria's population has tripled in size as of today. We are focused on the redistribution of wealth and benefits in our nation, and rebuilding aged infaustruture and industries. As to you other question. Yes. But not "we" in the normal sense. Our people had no plans to enter Brazil at first. It was a move made by the old administration. The new administration had no plans of entering that wasteland, but that was not something I, having been Supreme Commander for no more than two days, had any say in when my father ordered the invasion. While I was responsible for collecting intelligence on Brazil's strengths and weaknesses, I was not the one who ordered the invasion. As to your insult, yours seems to be a suitable canidate for that treatment you speak of. I have no problem sending an army to your shores to quite you, so long as Everett has no qualms of us entering their backyard to do so.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "Do not dare to continue your threats here. Your government has caused enough tragedy. We will not tolerate any more of it."
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): I'll threaten whoever I want, when I want. Need I remind you of how my father dealt with Mr. Jackson? I can easily do the same with your family Mr. Obama. So learn to keep your mouth shut when your superiors are speaking. While I'm still on the phone, I would like Everett to know that Huria has occupied Jamaica. Its people called for intergration with Huria, and thus we sent troops to fulfill that request. No need to paint it as an invasion, as videos from that country clearly show the Jamaicans asking for the help, and the other showing them rejoicing over the arrival of Huria forces. Unless you get enough paid actors to show the event otherwise, I doubt you can find a way to show Huria as an aggressor.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "Once again, we WILL NOT tolerate your threats of violence against innocent lives, including my own children. The Union of Everett, in agreement with previous demands from other Security Council members, agrees and is in favor of, removing from this organization of peace and justice, the Hurian Federation, who even in its new leadership, refuses to be diplomatic in issues and carries out acts of terror and murder against the innocent across the globe."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "I support this action. All other members of the Security Council, please submit your votes for the dismemberment of Huria from the United Nations. Also, Brianna, best shut up, pedo-girl."
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Ah, Kaitlyn. Speaking as if you'd actually stand a chance in a real fight. If you cannot chose who you love, or if such a feeling is natural, why is it wrong? The child is obivously capable of making such decisions on their own, such as choosing their religion, what sex they are, or if they are gay or not. So why not make the decision to have sex? And unlike homosexuality, pedophilia is not condemned anywhere in the Bible. I take my leave. And Mr. Obama. There is nowhere you or your family can hide. We will be watching you closely. We will be coming for you shortly.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): Barrack, don't you let her get to you. She definitely axe-crazy, but she ain't stupid. You gonna be just fine, she just trying to tease you is all. And Kaitlyn, Huria got no place in this house of peace, but they's still a nation, and they be representing half of Africa. You be taking away the voice of half a billion people if ya did. I certainly trust this new gal lots more over her Daddy. Not enough to warrant my giving her my wallet, but enough to keep on my good side. Huria ain't gonna go looking for no war with Everett, but they sure as hell ain't gonna go without a fight if ya do. Keep em on the spot, and they ain't gonna go doin' some stupid.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "The Republic of China can not sit here idly by and watch the world crumble under some tyrant regime, my people have seen this game played time and time again. With the help of the western world, and the strength of the Chinese man power, we can finally destroy this threat. Ms. Spencer, other respected members of these United Nations, we look forward to working side by side in the battle.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): Mr. Hu, I respect your decision, but Huria has more military manpower than you, and they train to kill far longer than any normal human being needs to. Now I'm not saying you should not fight Huria. Hell, nuke it if you need to, I wouldn't say a thing. But Huria is looking for a reason to march on the world. They want to kill billions of people. How they do it, they don't care. But know this much about them. They will not go without a fight. If anything, they'll drag the whole damn would into destructionif it means walking away with a victory. I want Huria to be deleted. I really do. But your going to lose too many men to justify walking into a killzone. I support the decision to kick Huria out of the United Nations, but what you keep falling to realize is that Huria represents 243 million people. That is almost a quarter of Africa. These people have been brainwashed into believing Huria is offering them something of value. And in fact, they are. Huria has done a good job of restoring peace and order to vast swathes of Africa, but they do it with the intentions of using their people to wage a war of genocide in the end. If you attempt to stop them, Huria will use this as propaganda, telling Africans that the world doesn't want a prosperous Africa. And you know what? They're gonna buy it. Africans are walk right into Huria's little trap, and in the end, we make them more powerful, and we end up killing more people. Any war with Huria will result in hundreds of millions of deaths. I truely want to see an Africa that can be proud of working with the world, not a Hurian Africa. But if it means killing millions so that we can sleep better at night, I want no part in stopping them.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "More military manpower than, China? Do you not think the Communist did not train our men to fight to the death? Do you not think they were trained to fight off America, India, or Russia? We are not a mere shadow of Communist China, with the help of the west our troops will be equipped to the finniest, trained greatly. Ms. Williams, can you sleep knowing that tons of people are being killed each day, just for the sake of being different, or another country being invaded for no apparent reason? I think you fail to realize that China represents more then billion people, we are ready.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): The Huria kill for sport. They kill for fun. They kill for the sake of killing. You people fight for your country. But your people do it with the expectation that they will not have to fight again. The Huria want to fight. They want to fight all the time. That's the differnce. They want to fight. Your people do not. No one wants to kill anybody. The Hurians do. Hurian fight from the time they are born, and fight to the time they die. Their kids will kill other kids just for the sake of it. Their INHUMAN! Their monsters, their murderers, they kill babies and joke about it with their friends. They kill kids in front of their parents, and torture people for entertainment. My uncle created Huria with the hope it would lead Africans to better future. But all it has done is nurtured monsters that the Assyrians, Mongols, Philistines, and the savage Picts would be disgusted by. When Huria fights, they do no relient, they do not surrender, they do not hide. Your people have no interest in killing, and I would be surprised if they did. You think you have superior weapons, but Huria makes theirs to cause as much pain and suffering as humanly possible. You kill one million Hurian, they kill two Chinese. In the end, you destroy Huria, but you yourself are also destroyed in the process. Please, think about the consequences. They want this. They want you to fight them, and they want a reason to kill everyone. It doesn't matter who it is. Anyone will do. Please. Think about the death you will be inflicting on yourselves.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): A message for me? Mr. Hu, indeed I can. My sweet parents raised me to be a killer. If I don't, then I've failed them. I believe in the teachings of the Hurian Federation. You want to kill me because I'm different. I believe killing is entertaining. You don't. We come from two very different cultures. You gave yours up to be Everett. Huria did not. If China wishes to fight a superior army, then so be it.
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): Will the Williams and the Chinese please quit rambling on about a war? This is an organization created to cease world violence, and obviously some people cannot handle themselves. Texas votes for an end to this meeting before things go out of hand.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): I agree. This is too much for today.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "We will bury you."
 * The General bangs his shoe on the podium.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): What the hell did I do?
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): He's mad because his penis is tiny cousin.
 * Representative Robert Hermanus (Union of Benelux)  [jumps up from his seat near the back of the assembly room] : Enough! The integrity of this organization has already been reduced to dirt. Mister Secretary General, if you do not stop this utter nonsense RIGHT NOW I will move for a vote of no confidence in your leadership. Disconnect the Hurian video-feed permanently and please let diplomatic process continue.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I hope there ain't no hard feelings when I say I agree with Mr. Hermanus. Please cut the line.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "I'll shut the bitch up."

Representatives in the room begin to appluade

United Nations Meeting (New York City June 2, 2012)

 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I'm aware that my coming here is rather foolish to say the least, but hoping that that fool of a president, Kaitlyn, is as civilized as she wants to portray herself, the this commitee will be willing to listen to my proposal, without Everett causing a mess of the diplomatic process this establishment wishes to maintain.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "The only fools this organization has had to deal with for the past month has been your relatives."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): While I'm willing to agree with that, you have made yourselves look no better with the blatant assassination of Hurian representatives, and the deporting of officials representating half of the African people. Speak not of fools when you dance to the same tune. Now, my proposal is simple. I wish to fix Huria's "issues" with the world. My father decided he wanted to play with fire, and got 4th degree burns as a result. My sister thought that it would be cool to do the same, and now she's sitting in a burn unit. I'm no idiot, and I don't plan on raising my kids in a wasteland. Thus, I approach the nations of the world with a request for peace. I'm willing to pay ₣450 billion fedhas in reparations to Brazil. I cannot offer anytihng more than that. The LGBT community in Huria will be offered safe passage to Everett. I cannot let them stay, as my people will kill them on the spot once they know who they are and where they live. And though I cannot remove the troops from Jamaica, you can rest assured that Colonel Savane is no murderer, and like his predeccessor, who we all know Everett killed, he wishes only only the best for the people under his care. I extend a open hand of peace to Everett and the world. Now, are you willing to accept it?
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "For the sake of ending this potential life-exterminating war, I agree. We need your word that no further acts of inhumane violence are induced against foreign nations by your government, military and people. We cannot allow for further devastation as seen in Brazil."

North American, European and South American representatives applaud

Hurian leader and delegates leave
 * The Sovereign (Kingdom of Texas): Bravo!
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): You shall have it. Though I expect that Everett will respect the choices that Hurian citizens make in the future. And that Everett will not interfere in the diplomatic process at the United Nations, nor assassinate its appointed officials out of spite of another culture. We've seen your hypocricy at work, and Huria isn't too happy about that. I would also like an apolegy for the murder of Mrs. Haidalla to take back to her family, in return for an apolegy to give to Mr. Jackson.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "We cannot apologize for the actions of a citizen but I suppose an apology is in order, as I specifically ordered my authorities to ignore assassination attempts against your... representative."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Ahem. Your biased stance is sickening. But I suppose that is the way of politics. On behalf of the Military Government of the Hurian Federation and it's Citizen-Soldiers, I apologize for the murder of Darius Jackson's wife and children, as well as the deaths of the Brazilians and their allies. I truely hope that we can work together in the future. I take my leave.
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Williams, I do applaud your actions but I am still concerned about your military in Jamaica. They are a member of the NAM and one of our allies, and each one of those nations has every right to be free from foreign occupation.
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I'm not to sure of the reasons, but the Jamaican people did request the occupation. I would gladly remove my troops, but that wouldn't sit well with the people. Until then, we will just have suffer the occupation.
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): No people really want to be under occupation, thwy may be threatened or scared into supporting it, but it is not a wholehearted support. If you wanted to help out Jamaica, you should start a foreign development or assistance agency, in order to avoid violent "support" and to be more welcomed in the international community.
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Madame, you truely know nothing of war or occupation. Surely your people were overjoyed with the Allied occupation of your country when Mussolini was removed. And what of many other European countries that benefited from occupation. Keep your nose to yourself. The Jamaicans approached us for the occupation, and we agreed. If occupation is wrong, then why does Everett occupy Somalia, Afganistan, and Brazil? The people don't want it from what you say. I have, as many of my Hurian peers have, studied military and social behavior. That's why my people have done such a wonderful job at keeping most warzones under control. Now, you saw like most of the world, what happened when Colonel Gahiji Kwachum was murdered by Everetti assassins. The Jamaican people rallied behind the Hurian troops in the outrage of his death. If there are any opposers to Huria's occupation, then I nor my generals have found none. Now, I shall be on my way, and I leave a representative that I hope Everett will not kill out of their twisted sense of morality, and in my steed. Treat her right, and Huria will not murder any of your own officials. Good day.

United Nations Meeting (New York City July 2, 2012)

 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "G'day, I'm pleased to open this session in person, while I'm here visiting the Western Americans, I was invited to open this secession of the July United Nation's Meeting. Frankly' it appears the world is on the edge of a tango, and frankly I don't want to go to buggery town with some foreign nation and have Aussies get shot down the dunny for issues that could be settled here. I'd like to discuss the issue of the increased tensions between nations, as well with a voting succession to decided the fate of this International Arms Regulation parchment. The movement of 25,000 troops into Jamaica, expected from Huria is one of the most alarming of these issues, is there a current status on the Jamaican Island, should we be worried?
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): The Jamaican people have voiced no wishes for Hurian troops to leave at the time being. We will leave when the people of Jamaica request it. Until then, whether or not we plan to send one thousand or one million soldiers there should be of no concern to you. Texas' actions in the region and their plans to invade Mexico from what my intelligence tells me is the only reason I authorized the transfer of those troops to Jamaica.
 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Aye, there's no evidence of such a thing, Texas and Mexico is at a situation that can be handled easily. The border issues as with case of the ambassador to Texas, whom is a fellow bloke, he was issued the report to be on our nippy toes over some border issues. The problem won't get out of hand, 25,000 troops is a large presence in an Caribbean Island Mr. Williams."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I agree that 25,000 men and women is a large number, but you must remember that I wish to protect 2 million civilians. As you assure that the situtation is under control, then I shall lower this number to 5,000 troops. But I warn you that you are responsible for seeing to it your troops keep the peace in the region you occupied. If any of the Jamaican people are harmed in any conflict between those two states, Austraila shall be held responsible.
 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Why would Aussies take the hit for actions we barely have a say in, while we are a new force in the area, cooperation with Everett is very important, in which I deeply hope our mates on the East Coast will comply on actions that are needed for the well being of North Americas, and all peoples around the world. "
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Very well. Yet I hope you understand my reasoning on the matter.

United Nations Meeting (New York City July 10, 2012)
'Hurian leader and delegates leave the building. Some African and Middle Eastern delegates follow closely behind while the Benelux representation facepalms.'
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Greetings. Today, I would like to request of the world that President Kaitlyn Spencer be brought up on war crimes and crimes against humanity, including the obstruction of obstruction of justice and the illegal use of force in Jamaica to kill Colonel Gahiji Kwachum, and here in New York to kill Fanta Haidalla, allowing a sniper to pass through their security and kill that noble woman. Huria has proof of these misdeeds, and demands that action be taken. President Spencer has used her power to attack nations who have chosen to defy her demands, such as the arrest of an entire government for passing a popular law in Afganistan, and the attempts to kill my father in the past. Also, she ruthlessly attacked a Saudi official for his comments on women, and also for her countless attempts to destroy the Islamic culture. I appeal to nations that have seen enough of this woman's vigilante "justice" and her attempts to force her beliefs on the international coummunity. One not look any further than her actions in Iran and Afganistan. Her support to overthrown democractically passed laws in her own nation and her attack on religion have gone too far. I am not a man of religion, yet I respect it enough to leave it be, and not stand in its way. I am not a ruthless man, for I only seek peace where peace is needed. I am not an unjust man, nor am I jealous, or a moralist. Kaitlyn Spencer on the other hand, is all of these and more. You may ask why I have come out of the blue with this request. Well, it is very simple. I cannot allow my children, my people, or those of others, to live in a world where Spencer; controlling world destroying weapons, endless hordes of drones, or managing a SDI system that can be used at any time to destroy a defenseless nation, is allowed to roam the streets, free to do as she wishes. Her actions in the past speak volumes of how quickly she would turn on those who make the mistake of thinking for themselves and living the way their or their people have chosen. I live now, hoping that you make the right choice, and that we may be able to put that monster in the deepest, darker cell on this green earth. Good day to you all.
 * Secretary of Justice Daniel Chang (Union of Everett): "Once again, Huria has come out crying to the international community about its feelings being hurt. We here submit these two crates of documentation on the Hurian Federation, all of it already widely public knowledge, of charges and crimes the Union of Everett is submitting to the International Criminal Court against Huria. Including are the finalized lists of names of the deceased from Brazil, all killed during Huria's slaughter of a campaign, included in the lists, the names of children, women and numbered fetuses killed as well, by Hurian soldiers, of the bodies retrieved, a total count of victims who had also been tortured or raped, of these, including children and women. We also have compounded a list of the total names from the death tolls caused by the Hurians during their genocide of homosexuals within their own country. Included are also a full listing of 374 Everetti tourists who have been killed in Brazil, Jamaica and in Africa by the Hurians including humanitarian aid workers in Uganda. Included is also a list of international United Nations aid workers, murdered in Uganda by Hurian aided Lord's Resistance Army forces as well as a partial list of recovered dead or injured Hurian and LRA child soldiers and rape victims. Please take the time to review all of this already fully public knowledge, that we all know are facts. Finally we have an economic toll included which shows the total impact on the globes economy as a result of Huria's choice to use hazardous bio-weapons against every country it chooses to invade. The result is a serious threat to the world's ability to resist famine and other natural catastrophes and a loss of a major global exporter of food products to nations across the globe."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation):  I am not responsible for the crimes of my father, and looking at intelligence collected from my sources and those of others, most of the dead and wounded came from the Brazilian side as their government collapsed. And the count of fetuses appears to be a shock tactic sir, something that can be consider a little too close to the belt. Shall I bring out the list of the dead civilians killed in your invasion of Yarphei? Iran? Iraq? How about Brazil? Somalia? Afganistan? What of the hundreds of thousands of unborn children slaughtered by Everetti doctors? Some 30 million I believe it was? The statistics say so right here. And Hurian intelligence finished reviewing the tapes detailing the Jamaican governors death. Here it is:
 * Video shows black clothed men bearing Everetti markings. They poision the food of the colonel. Colonel appears, eats, dies soon after.
 * You see, my father liked to keep an eye on his commanders, and when my sister took over, she was keen to do the same. Your lies have betrayed you today Everett. Your tourists were killed by Jamaican citizens after the good colonel was killed by your people, here's another video. My men stopped them from killing more of your people. And my men don't rape. Punishment for that is just. We wouldn't be the proper military nation if we left out discipline from our drilling regiments. Also, those 50 pounds of papers also include the reasons why my soldiers killed people. My grandfather was responsible for the genocide of the gays. My father was responsible for the genocide of the Brazilians. My sister, bless her soul, was in charge of the withdrawl of Hurian forces from your precious Brazil. I over saw the withdrawal of my troops from Uganda. Your attempts to protect your status a world ruler have failed. You cannot hide your crimes. If we are crying, then we have just cause for such. Did you not whine when my father invaded Brazil? I'm sure that Kaitlyn shed a metaphoric tear of some sort. Here is a crate of papers detailing all of Everett's crimes. The illegal execution of Osama bin Laden, preventing the world from trying him for his crimes. The murder of several democratically elected officials, of which Hadalla was one. The obsruction of justice, in which you illegally apprehended a head of state on neutral territory. The sanctioned murder of innocent politicians, and the attempted murder of a head of state. Huria has commited a number of misdeeds, but my people have never used freedom, justice, or peace as a fascade. You have lied to the world on a grand scale, in which you came to the poor presenting them with hope, but then controlling their lives as if they were mere puppets. I will make sure Huria never becomes like Everett. To put it this way, Huria is a thug who knowingly and shamelessly commits a crime. Everett is a parent, a mother, who betrays the trust of a child, and tries to make it something it is not or wants to be.
 * Secretary of Justice Daniel Chang (Union of Everett): "Your video is quite obviously a pathetic attempt at reenacting events that did not take place. We could just as easily create a video showing yourself dancing with the Care Bears. I do not plan to argue with you, sir, over arguments that have been battled before, so I will not lower myself to your level of calling out non-sense, like Osama bin Laden's crimes. He was tried, convicted and his sentence carried out. That is all I have to say."
 * Prime Minster Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Oi, that looks like a damn fake to me mate, if you ask me. I do have a question for you Mr. Williams, where did you get the whites blokes, you must of had a hard time auditioning."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Hahaha. I don't waste government funds or taxpayers money on fake videos. And Mr. Hill, your ignorance is rather suprising. You must be unaware of my nation's white population. Does the fact the Huria is an African nation mean there is not white resident that calls it home? Or should it be that because your people obliterated an entire ethnic group that you assume all majority ethnic groups are as genocidal as your own? Anyway, I assure that this video is very real, and I was unaware nor interested in the investigation of the case up until I saw a number of Everetti murderers kill a dutiful commander of my military. He was a father, kind, a rare attribute of any Hurian, a Protestant, and more importantly, looking forward to leaving Jamaica in the capable hands of a government that he hoped would be prepared to care for the needs of its people. He told me he was looking forward to coming home and shaking the Jamaican sands out of his shoes. Looks like he will remain buried in it until my men are able to return his corpse home. And speaking of pathetic, shall we show the assembly the cheap monopoly factory you got those papers printed?
 * Representative to the UN Issac Sharon (Federal State of Israel): "The Federal State of Israel calls for an end to this absurd meeting called forth once again by the childish and maniacal Hurian leadership. Their unstable leaders over the passed few months continue to make a mockery of this organization."
 * Representative Robert Hermanus (Union of Benelux): "I put my head down for one second and already we are back in this assembly room spewing nonsense at each other. Have you people no integrity? The Secretary General and at least one hundred other representatives have to sit through every UN assembly watching the same people arguing about the same issues every time. I propose an investigation into the President of Everett be opened by the International Criminal Court and the nation of Huria be banned from this organization without the possibility to return. Both of you, leaders of powerhouses, use this floor to stomp on each other. Enough of that."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): How can this be the UNITED NATIONS if you simply decide to kick out those with legitamate pleds? How am I responsible for the crimes of my father and sister? Tell me that! I am trying to repair the damaged relation of my country, and you only wish to make them worst! I can see why my father was always so angry. And how dare you call me unstable. I have pursued the course of peace as much as I could. Your unstable leadership has allowed you to kill countless Palestinians, break internation treaties, and attack sovereign countries to maintain your grasp on power in the Middle East. I have tried to find a civil manner in which to approach this matter, but your attempts to protect your slave master have blinded you to the crimes commeted by Everett. Banning Huria will only makes matters for you worst. I have tried to find the peaceful way to pursue this case, but you keep giving me reasons to follow in the footsteps of my father. Israel your intolerance has dammed you, and for that you shall soon pay. Your days are numbered, as are your Benelux. And Everett. Enjoy you days upon your throne, but rest assure that you queen Spencer will rest in a pool of blood, joining those she has killed. I have tried and failed to avoid becoming my father, but I now see why the Hurian people called out for the blood of West. You have disappointed me with your air of superior and ignorance, and for that, I wish to have no part in any organization run by powerhouses that push the rest of the world to do as they please. You call this the United Nations, but Everett, Austraila, Benelux, and Israel run it and make the rules, rules that ever honest nations cannot escape. This is no democracy.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "Once again, the assembly can see how the Hurians do not want peace or even the slightest in civility. Their new leader, like all those previous, just screams out his senseless babble followed by threats of brutal death against everyone that does not bow to the Hurian government. From its mass genocides against its own people in Huria to the horrifying genocides and mass atrocity in Brazil, the ousting of Jamaican citizens from their own homes for being different, the mass murder of tourists and indoctrination of violence to the Jamaican people, teaching them to murder, slay and rape those they dislike, as the Hurians have for decades and now the continued threats of further bloodshed, only proves who is truely unstable. Benjamin Williams is a madman, just as his other family members and everyone affiliated in his government. This organization knows that the invasion of Afghanistan was accepted by the UN in 2001, the aid to Libya, also ordered by this organization last year and we are well aware that any and all wars fought have been against those who launched campaigns of senseless bloodshed against civilians, from the Yarphese in 2010, to the Hurians for many years. You all know how this world works, and the so called peace Huria claims to want can NEVER be achieved through the mass genocide of civilians. This is insane hypocrisy and you all see it. We can't survive has a species if we continue to allow such mindless and out of control dictators like the Williams family to rule nations which possess some of the worlds most vile bio-weapons and other WMD's. ANY country who supports the Hurians at all, supports the genocides in Brazil led by them."

United Nations Meeting (Videophone July 16, 2012)

 * Representative Robert Hermanus (Union of Benelux): [Long pause] It's troubling... indeed... very troubling what it has come to. The world has made a mockery of itself. The once very neutral Australians have in all but a close of the eye changed completely for the worse. What was once known as the UNITED States of America, has become the land of kingdoms, colonies and ultraliberalism. Africa is all but lost and only the United Kingdom is a superpower my government can really trust at this moment. [Long pause] We are not a changed peoples. The Union of Benelux is just that, a Union. The people of Belgium, Luxembourg and the Netherlands retain their national identity in a sense. We joined together in the hope to keep up with this fiasco of utter political instability across the world. We needed to pool our resources and ensure there is a place for our people in the future. My fellow colleagues, I have the utmost respect for all of you, but this has to stop. [Long pause] We respect sovereignty more than anything. We know it's entirely up to the Australians how they wish to run their newfound empire, but this latest act has really insulted us. We don't treat our monarch as the British treat theirs. I call Reinhardt by his name. He is young, he has friends and certainly doesn't like the ceremonial part of his role at all. He prefers us to treat him like a normal human being. That's his opinion, however, many of my countrymen have come to be very loyal to the crown, and after the recent extremely childish act by the Australian government to revoke their offer to their wargames because our monarch actually had an opinion in a global matter, have decided to take to the streets. The so-called "Operation Facepalm" project has now turned into the "Facepalm Movement" with hundreds of thousands of citizens across the world, including groups associated with Anonymous, have joined and are all praying, protesting and wishing for a new era in political and global stability. A referendum which only ended hours ago have forced me to request of the SANE countries of this world to officially condemn global instability and join the "Facepalm Movement" in progressing STABILITY. That being said, on behalf of my government, I ask the United Nations General Assembly to officially condemn Australia for its actions. Many in my government wish to ban Australian officials from accessing our territory. This will hinder them from setting foot in the International Criminal Court or International Court of Justice. I do not want it to go that far, thus I demand of Australia to take back their revoking of our participation in the wargames - although we will not attend - and to remove themselves from North America. With their removal, the states in question will govern themselves independently. This is all, of course, not mandatory and remains subject to what your governments decide. I hope, in the name of global stability, that you will all agree.

This speech was also aired on several global television networks.
 * Representative Tanisha Numa (Hurian Federation): I ran the risk of getting shot to be here. I like Austraila, and think they have done good job running their nation. What I don't like is their invasion of America, but that is another issue. I see no reason they can't expell you from THEIR wargames. You just wanted to ban us from the UNITED NATIONS. You have no power; If Huria decided to invade today, we'd roll right over the band of militiamen you call a military. You put your nose where it doesn't belong, running you mouth off when you don't get your way. On the outside, it looks like your just complaining that you didn't get to play ball with the big kids across the street. Your "Facepalm Movement", is childish. If you ban the Austrailians from coming here to UN Headquarters in New York, then they'll just go to the truely neutral one in Geneva, which where I believe it should be located far from the biased Everetti government and their belief they can ban politicians from working in the organization they say was failing. I ask one simple question, which you really need to think hard on. Why demand you be allowed to join the wargames, if you are just going to protest them by not showing up? That is a retarded form of logic you have presented, and I as a woman of the military, find that painful on a level that I can't understand. And for the rest of this meeting, or at least those to follow, may I request they take place in Geneva, where such disscussion may take place without Everetti interruption?


 * Representative Robert Hermanus (Union of Benelux): Madam, the "Facepalm Movement" is not a government-run project as you have failed to concluded. The referendum, which was organized by the people and monitored by election watchdogs, called for the government to request of other nations to support the Movement. You, madam, have no right to be here if you do not respect the members of this organization. Not once have you taken part in a meeting without throwing your weightless threats around. Please, do invade us. By all means, bring your fleets into the English Channel and the North Sea. Surround yourself by the Western World and we'll see how it goes with you. We however, being a peaceful nation, will have no part in your little games. The condemnation of Australia has nothing to do with the wargames in themselves, but rather the principle they have based their governing style on: condemn foreign leaders with opinions. Yet, they suck up to every other warmongering nation which threatens the thread of stability this world has hanging on by. I have no interest in arguing with you. This is an organization of statesmen, diplomats and politicians. If you are not happy with the foreign opinion of your nation then I request you leave this Western-dominated organization. Although I believe in the ends don't justify the means, I must support the Everetti President in her statements about Huria wanting nothing else than war and bloodshed. With that, I propose the United Nations General Assembly Resolution 4000, to effectively ban Huria and its citizens from the United Nations and its territories, and to bar any UN member state from importing or supporting the Hurian economy.


 * Representative Tanisha Numa (Hurian Federation): As you may have failed to conclude, Huria trades with no one. Bring your fleet down to Huria, and let's see how that goes. If we could destroy Brazil, we can destroy you. You are in no position to say anything to us, as you are the ones who pushed your little joke into the face of the world. All you and your allies have done is threaten my nation, and like Austraila as you say, you yourselves have condemned foreign leaders with opinions. You condemned Huria, Yarphei, practically all of Africa, and now your condemning Austraila. What all of these nations have in common is that they are standing up to the group of nations that have told all of humanity how to live their lives. I too have no interest in arguing with a man who couldn't handle me in a bed, and I scoff at your pity little threats. I have every right to be here, as your and that lesbian on the screen have shown no respect to any nation who opposes you. Everett, the nation that believes itself to be the demi-god of morality, refused to abide by the gun resolution the UN wanted. Is that respect? No it is not. Shall I bring in that list of the 30 million aborted children in Everett? Thats far more people than my nation has ever killed. Oh! Or perhaps the box of resolutions Israel has broken? Surely that must be respect. Why don't we expell them from breaking several hundreds of the resolutions that would have brought peace to the region you and the rest of the world have raped. I'm sure they've made a mockery of the UN. Says so right here on WikiLeaks. Yes, respect. Let's all ban ourselves for desrespecting each other. Listen pink man; you are nothing without your "allies", and make no mistake about this. We will kill you if you ever insult my nation or its policies. For the sake of "peace", I think it wise to retire now. Remember Brazil.

'''The Everetti Presidential motorcade arrives in front of the building. The President, followed by several other notable human rights organization leaders such as the Red Cross, among others enter the assembly.'''


 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "Hey, stupid bitch, get the fuck out of my country right now. I had to listen to your crap the whole ride here and personally, myself, the world and every half decent human on this tiny speck in the universe have had enough of your shitty country's non-stop spineless threats. All your representatives who have ever been here have said nothing more intelligent than threats of violent and brutal death to everyone here. This organization is a failure, only because it does allow the so-called freedoms of sovereign nations to screw themselves up, disregard its own international policies regarding human rights and still come to this building, to rant about all the dumb things that may run through the typical maniac's strange mind. You have no business here if you do not have anything else to say besides threats if we mock or even slightly offend you. Well, enjoy this you 21st Century Nazi, you, your country and your government and your leaders and your army and everything about Huria sucks. Yes, to your face, you and your country sucks. Happy? No? Butthurt? Well, go cry more and throw around more threats of death."

PAFF members and delegates at the UN assembly proceed to applaud as well as various human rights groups, agencies and others who are standing in the rear, watching the discussions.


 * Representative Tanisha Numa (Hurian Federation) (via videophone): "I'm already leaving your country moron. You should probably tell that slave to drive a little faster next time. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that those six million Brazilians were dying when we made our "spineless" threats. Shame their not here to say we were right. And I'm sure Darius could attest to the fact that we make no idle threats. Our army managed to destroy a force that outnumbered it by the tens of thousands, and was fighting on its own soil. That has to suck knowing you buy your military equipment from Everett, and then watch as it fails to work properly. Your inability to listen to our arguments was the primary factor which lead to those threats, and then the deaths MR. Spencer. I'm heading to Geneva, and if you wish to whine about the Swiss agreement to host the Hurian delegation there, then please contact the nearest Hurian or Swiss embassy. I have more pressing matters to contend with. Goodbye."

Hurian delegation leave the UN headquarters in New York, and procede to the other in Geneva.

Representative Hermanus (Union of Benelux), referring to the General Assembly President: Thank you, Mister President, for defending the integrity of this organization. Remember to vote on Resolution 4000.


 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "Everett supports this resolution 100%. Until the Hurians evolve to learn basic level human decency, they have no business anywhere on this planet besides their own borders. Until then, the Union of Everett is shutting down all air clearance for any Hurian aircraft, including diplomatic ones. If they want real peace and harmony, they need to do it without threatening to murder everyone in here."

The Beneluxembourgian representation turns off the video phone.


 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand) (Video phone): "I don't understand mate, you got' to make it more clear to me, I'm in Brisbane- so I can't do much arguing. I just simply did not want to hear a bunch of gumbling from a Royal whom I can tell would of brought some 'Facepalm' action. I nor do I or Australians find it houmous to make jokes about current world happenings- and make it front cover news. We have the Daily Show and Colbert, I instead like their humor- and ones that stay out of serious issues. You don't want to come, so why bother, nor are we leaving our American brothers. We are staying, and we are staying in the United Nations."


 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): The United Nations is a place of quasi-democratic procedures giving each nation an equal chance at global representation. Whether the West likes it or not, Huria is a nation. The United Commonwealths is a nation. Both should have equal representation on a global stage. Even if the Hurians act like barbarians and the Australians like pompous parsed-imperialists, they are both cultural groups. The United Nations gives them a chance to use their sentient leadership, otherwise they would be totally perplexed at trying to reason if we already threw them out. You condemn what you do not understand.

United Nations Private Security Council Meeting (New York July 18th, 2012)

 * Bishop Nkosana (Katagamian Church of Huria): Good afternoon. I'm Bishop Nkosana of the Katagamian Church. Yes the same church that peaches war, but don't let that put you off. I'm here to tryin' lighten up the mood, and hopefully you'll find me more refreshing and understanding than some of my peers. I want to clear up some misunderstandings you've go of the Hurian Federation, ad perhaps give you some insight into the reason my people are so...pleasant. Now for this to work, I need your full and undivided attention, and that goes twice for Kaitlyn. Now, for starters, your no saints either. I'm not here to excuse any of the misdeeds of my people, but you've got to understand that they do what they do out of anger and pride, seeking to take what they believe was robbed of them. I'm not one to complain, but hey humans are humans, and they do stupid things. Now this is for Kaitlyn, I'll get to you all later. Kaitlyn, you are the leader of the free world. You lead the most powerful nation on earth, and have at your disposal, some of dumbest people on the face of the planet. They look to you for guidance, and they want to be like you. They are dumb, because they are following a woman who acts like a goddamn child. You kicked a diplomat in the face, how in world is that proving yourself a woman of great morality. You curse up and down the place like this was high school. Get this in your head child; this is politics. Politicians aren't suppose to swear, attack world leaders, or rant when they get all offended. Grow the hell up. Your a woman in the senate of the world, not in damn school! You can't bully others because the bullied will get more guys to help to fight back, and no matter how bad you think you are, you ain't invincible. I find it hard to believe that a woman with such skill as yours, to build a nation this powerful, and do some of the most unbelievable things ever, could act so foolish. Now, to you You Majesty. I like you and your people. Your funny, your intelligent, and you dress nicely. But, developing and supporting something called "Operation: Facepalm", as funny as it is, is not going to make the world thing your in the right. If anything, you all have made the UN a circus by your actions. Benjamin is a good boy. He gave money to Brazil to pay for his father's war, and reversed the nation's poor relations, and he wants to make it a nation people look up to. He came he looking to get justice for family who saw a member die because an Everetti citizen, which I personally find hard to believe, somehow managed to get by Everetti security, know who was in there, and somehow, somehow, secede in killing a woman during a time of peace. Hadalla came here secretly, she didn't annouce her arrivial. And for Gwachum, a man I respected, he was killed durin peacetime, he had no ill-will toward Everett or the world, and he was a good man inside and out. Why kill him? What did you plan on achieving? Angering the Hurian people? Provoking them into waging total war against Everett? This is the kind of madness that drives Huria down a dark path. Benjamin just came to set things right, and you accused him of being crazy, when you did all of the crazy things. You provoked him when you insulted him and his family, and his nation. Do you understand the stress and the pain that man goes through trying to push a nation that loves war, into a path leading to peace? The anger that he faces as he tries to do what YOU want, not himself? It pains me to see my nation hate as much as it does. But these are the reasons why, Kaitlyn, we know it was your hand in the death of those two Hurians. Why hide it? You parade about the media bragging about killing those you hate, why hide this? I came here not seeking to provoke or to anger, but to establish a common ground upon which we can all reason. If we refuse to accept this offer, then you prove that you are unmovable, and that it is your arrogance and unwillingness to accept fault, that is the reason this organization cannot move on. Huria has paid its debts to Brazil, it has tried to make progress toward growing beyond its hate-based society, and it only wants to move on. Why can't you? I know this is bit odd coming form myself, but I was opposed to many of the wars, though it was my duty to tend to those that fell in the line of combat. I am here as a man of peace, seeking to establish peace with others. Take that chance, and lets move foward. It is hard to forget the pass, but Brazil will be alright. Those gays and lesbians from Jamaica were hated and hunted by their people long before Huria got there. We saved their lives. Learn from these attempts, andwe can get on with our lives.
 * Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (President of the Union of Everett): "Firstly, while you seem to actually desire peace, Benjamin did not come here seeking any real justice. He came here, calling for my arrest, for a crime committed by a civilian, who then committed suicide. He came here accusing me of murdering one of his Generals. At the same time, does he attempt to call for justice for the millions of Brazilians mass murdered by his own family? No. Does he hand over Brianna Williams and Maurice Williams to the International Criminal Court to face their warrants and charges for crimes against humanity? No. Does he send any sensible and intelligent representatives to this organization? No. The representatives he sends, spend their time threatening to murder all of the diplomats in this assembly. Any delegate who speaks out against Huria's past crimes is threatened with violent and brutal death by your country's representatives. Yet, Huria desires peace? No. It does not. It has not attempted to even negotiate peace until your appearance. Your more calm demeanor may allow for actual peace talks to go forward without Hurian delegates throwing about threats to murder diplomats' children. We cannot negotiate with those kinds of madmen. I can only hope you are different. Peace and harmony CAN be accomplished, but not through the style of vicious hate and mass death that states like Huria and Yarphei have displayed in the past."
 * Bishop Nkosana (Katagamian Church of Huria): Ma'am, I sympathize with Benjamin. He has seen how you act. You are compulsive. No sooner did Numa begin leaving that you began shouting order, as if you were seeking to prove a point that had come to late. And he knows how you treat the accused. Osama bin Laden was to be handed over to the ICC, but you killed him, thus negating your own words. The ICC di get Maurice, but the world was outraged by how you got him, and the manner in which you jovially displayed the Everett didn't have to play by the rules you yourself are telling Benjamin must follow. And consider this: You no nothing of the Hurian people. You have not been to Huria, nor have you attempted to know the people there. If you fear being shot in the head like Hadalla, then that fear is valid, for you had a chance to save Hadalla, but you yourself admitted to not providing the woman the protection that would have saved her life. Your actions, not Benjamin's, are the ones that have Huria at the gates ready to pillage this land, and make it harder for that boy to seek peace. He tries, he really does, but you are in no position to point any fingers. You protect Israel, a nation that has violated a number of human rights in the name of protection, which it now has considering it destroyed everything else, and you occupy nations that refuse to bend when told not to follow their own paths. Hurian representatives reflect the average Hurian person. Hurians go through a lot of suffering, and they are thus very angry people. But, they don't swear, attack other diplomats, have a small army following them around because they need to flaunt their power. You need to understand that you aren't perfect, and neither is Benjamin. He is doing his best, but you are doing nothing. He won't give you his family because he can't. First, their his family. And second, their in hiding, haven't heard a word from them since they left power. And on the point about Hadalla. It was an Everetti citizen, who managed to get by security, which too was Everetti, and in an area that is housing world diplomats, and at times, world leaders, none of thoe buildings were secured? You must understand if I am a bit skeptic, but considering many more unsavory types have been through this building like Gaddafi and Amidenijad, you must understand why. Hurians are sensible, but Everetti ignorance such as your own, in their refusal to understand why Hurians want them dead is what is driving this world into darkness. You wield weapons of mass destruction. What will you do when you decide you need to use them? And more importantly, what will the world think when Everett, the nation preaching peace and hamony fires a weapons that kills millions? Your not alone in this love hate deal, but don't think someone doesn't think that Everett is standing in the way of peace.
 * Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (President of the Union of Everett): "Osama bin Laden was of no business to anyone but the Union of Everett. New Yorkers died because of him. He was captured alive, when I could have ordered him to be killed in combat, he was tried in court in the city in which his crimes were committed, found guilty and sentenced to death. Don't tell me he faced no justice. As a terrorist, he wasn't even deserving much less even entitled to having even that small bit of decency to face trial. Everett did far more than the Geneva Convention requires regarding terrorist combatants. I know plenty about Huria. I know, that regardless of any thing that has occurred, even not as President, just for being who I am, a lesbian, your government would arrest me and execute me. How many people like myself has your country murdered? Your representatives don't attack other diplomats? No, I'm aware that they don't. That is true. They only call in a death squad to murder the diplomats' children for them. As for Haidalla, New York City is a very large city. Tall buildings are plentiful. My nation is full of gun owners and any single window makes a perfect perch. Outside of placing a guard in every window sill on every building within range of the UN front doors, you are being unrealistic about even my government's abilities to prevent the mass crowds of enraged African immigrants from slipping through and killing your extremely rude, heartless and hateful representative, Haidalla. I don't know about you, but here in the Union of Everett, my citizens of rights and their homes are sovereign from intrusion, even by the government. I can't invade every apartment building near the UN grounds with police and federal agents. That does not make me or anyone responsible, except for the shooter himself, who committed suicide as officers attempted to reach his location. Sure, Gadhaffi and Ahmadinejad have been to the UN but I don't believe they or their governments at any point genocided millions of innocent civilians and bombed the rainforests and major cities of a major nation with bio weapons and chemical warfare. It would be like Adolf Hitler walking in the UN building and expecting nothing to happen to him. My people, especially us New Yorkers, have low tolerance for threats of terror and Haidalla should have kept her opinions to herself if she didn't want an enraged New Yorker who watched those towers go down 11 years ago to shoot her in the head. Are you also really trying to excuse Huria's actions in the past based on Everett's possession of fusion weapons? Everett has not once used a weapon of mass destruction against anything more than a military target, and it was empty, while Huria itself has launched the most disgusting weapons of mass destruction against Brazil. You come to say that Huria wants peace and harmony, yet it's past leaders also fires nerve gas into civilian centers just for the sake of causing as much death as possible and then leaving, the whole war, for nothing. The pure definition of insanity, hypocrisy and true out-of-control brutality. Hurian soldiers targeted deliberately and blew up schools and hospitals, yet say they wanted peace and respect. Even your own words are twisted, Bishop."
 * Bishop Nkosana (Katagamian Church of Huria): And this comes from a supposedly learned woman? What of the Kenyans, Sudanese, Afganis, and Pakistanis who suffered at the hands of bin Laden? Are you telling me that because Haidalla voiced her opinion of your country of death? If that is the case, you and many others should have died many years ago. And don't call me twisted. I, Haidalla, and the Hurian people have seen and gone through more than any New Yorker has. Yeah you lost a few buildings and 3,000 people. Oh thats got to hurt. I come from a contitent that has seen that many times over. You get too much, and waste too much, and you lie too much. Watching a building explode dosn't give you the right to kill a woman who did what YOUR constitution allows. She had the freedom of speech, and she used it. You did send a death squad to Jamaica that I know. Killing a peaceful man did nothing but agitate the issue, and lead to the death of 300 Everetti civilians. You constantly insult other diplomats. That I know. Puma was already leaving and you decided you needed to set a point that didn't need to be made, further angering Hurians. But what I do not know, is why you are so determined to control the lives of others. There are no savage or civilized people. Only different cultures. My culture tells people that you must obey the law of that country, and fight when you are told to. Yours tell your people that cultures that refuse democracy, capitalism, and whatever other things that they are not countries at all. Your nation would have me killed for voicing my opinion no? My people to have little tolerance for threats from a nation that loses a few people and then goes on a war of revenge. We have done nothing of the sort. I once again tell you, that I do not excuse my people's actions in the past. But when we have tried to reach out for peace, you complain of the things in the past. When Huria left Brazil, rather than celebrate that victory you had gained, Everetti bombers, on YOUR orders, killed 150-175,000 Hurians, and some 200,000 Brazilians loyalists, not to mention the 85,000 Hurians colonists, meaning that under you, some 460,000 people were killed, in ONE DAY. Not by the Hurians, but by th Everetti. Now get this, and understand. You. Are. No. Saint. You have kill hundreds of thousands of peopl too Kaitlyn, understand that. In Iraq, in Somalia, in Afganistan, in Iran, in Brazil, in Yarphei, and in Lebenon. I'm not here to fight, but listening to you insults of me and my nation are angering, and I am repressing that anger. You still do not understand what I am tring to say. You are as much of a contributor to the instability in the world as Huria. Long before Huria entered the world stage, you had troops all across the globe invading nations. Huria did not. And for your question about gays, it was 120,000 killed between 1975 and 1980. I was living in South Africa at the time if your wondering, but that was before your time. I want peace, and as much as you refuse to believe it, in which I really don't care, so do the Hurian people. I will be staying at the Hiltons till tomorrow at which I must be on my way. Until then, think on what I have told you, and if you are willing to make the step foward, then you know where to reach me. But be warned, Everett is not invincible, and the Hurians are more than willing to prove that. I hope some peace can be aquired.
 * Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (President of the Union of Everett): "You dare try to say your 'withdrawing' soldiers were actually peacefully pulling out? As they left, they went door to door, building to building, blowing up schools, hospitals, supplies and homes to leave as much devastation before boarding the ships to leave. How dare you. You are no better than Maurice himself. You dare ask for peace, make statements of great offense, lies and hypocrisy and then threaten my country once again, like ever representative before you? If you want peace, you have VERY simple terms and they are non-negotiable. You and your country, need to cease completely all of your senseless threats of violence against those who differ opinions and views on your nation and government. We are sick of hearing it and it does NOT scare any of these nations. Secondly, you and your country must cease its senseless mass murders of random nations. We will NOT tolerate another Brazil by any means. Targeting civilians is a sick, illegal, immoral and atrocious act. Any continue attempts at aggressive illegal wars against civilians will not be ignored nor forgiven. When Everett goes to war, we target soldiers, we target military bases and we leave those nations and help to rebuild them. Unlike Huria, we do not invade countries and target schools, playgrounds, daycare centers, hospitals and other helpless people and then do as much as possible to devastate everything to recovery is impossible and waltz off like nothing happened. For you to claim to be a man of God, and then to make statements like this and make threats of violence and war, support war and support evil policies that your God in your bible strictly prohibited, makes you only a false man of God. I may not believe in a religion or a higher being, but at least I try my best in any situation to maintain the maximum amount of morality possible when confronted by evils like Huria. The difference between you and me, Bishop, and the difference between Everett and Huria, is that if Everett was to invade your country, we would not blow up your schools and massacre your women and children and demolish your hospitals and gas everything to death. Alternatively, an invasion of Everett would be the opposite, a total and horrifying genocide of everything including toddlers. That is why I am better than you, why Everett is better than Huria and why you will never even be able to compare yourself with me or your nation with mine.

Bishop Nkosana leaves the UN Headquarters.
 * Bishop Nkosana (Katagamian Church of Huria: Child you have not listened to anything I have said. I came seeking to clear up misunderstandings, and you have found flaw in even that. You dare insult my religion when I made no threats of war. You have proven yourself arrogant and shiftless, and I am both appalled and saddened. I meant no offense, but you found fault in that. Our soldiers did not go door to door and there is plenty of proof of that. And when you bombed those withdrawing forces, not only did you violate the Geneva Convention that you just said you followed, and you never did answer my question of those other nations harmed by bin Laden, but you killed tens of thousands of men, women, and children being escorted out of Brazil by the Hurian troops. You continue to dodge my questions and focus on the flaws of the Hurians, flaws which I did not once excuse. You are not better than we are, no one is. Your men killed a Hurian commander without cause, and you continue to lie about that. I have tried to stay calm, but you continue to insult me. When I leave, I will pray that you will find some form of truth in the words I have spoken. But until then, I cannot reason with the unreasonable. I respect you as a woman, or whatever your sexual stance is currently, but your position as a leader leaves much to be desired. Now for the second time, I say goodbye, and I wish no further talk of this matter for the near future. I will see to it that a reason Hurian is sent here to represent my country. Good day.

United Nations Meeting (Geneva City 31 July 2012)

 * Benjamin Williams (Supreme Commander of the Hurian Federation): I'm here to sign a peace treaty. *clicks pen*
 * Josephine Williams (Foreign Minister of the Hurian Federation): Our people have grown weary of the fighting, and seek time to recollect their thoughts and efforts. We seek peace with Everett and the Vanev alliance, and seek them to recognize our claims in Africa, as well as our agreement to halt our expasion period.
 * Darius Jackson (Union of Everett Representative to the UN): "The Union of Everett agrees to an official signed treaty of peace, which cannot be violated by either side. We appreciate your new approach to these peace talks with calm heads. What are your terms?"
 * Benjamin Williams (Supreme Commander of the Hurian Federation): Recognition of our territorial claims, those of our allies, and acknowledgement of Huria's agreement to cease its expansion overseas without the consent of the native population.
 * Darius Jackson (Union of Everett Representative to the UN): "We agree to this. It must be noted what Huria officially lays claim to, as to define your claims within the treaty."
 * Benjamin Williams (Supreme Commander of the Hurian Federation): Greater_Hurian_Federation.png claims are located within Cameroon, the Central African Republic, South Sudan in the north, to South Africa in the south. Additionally, this includes the Hurian core territories, and generally all of Africa located south of Sudan, Nigeria, Ethiopia, and Somalia. Here is the map.
 * Darius Jackson (Union of Everett Representative to the UN): "If these peoples have agreed to your annexation, we can support this and sign this treaty. As for your proposal to end overseas expansionism, we agree to these terms. If and only if the majority of the populous of a foreign nation agrees to your intervention, Everett will not interfere in such actions by Huria. What we cannot promise, nor agree to, would be any future acts as what happened in Brazil."
 * Josephine Williams (Foreign Minister of the Hurian Federation): We do have proof of the annexation agreement, as well as the treaties signed in the 1970s and 1980s allowing the Hurian government permission to include these nations in the event Huria suspected any issue within the signatory nations.
 * Benjamin Williams (Supreme Commander of the Hurian Federation): You have our word that another Brazil will never happen. We thank you for your agreement to this treaty.
 * Alexander Augustine (Australian General): "The United Commonwealth of Australia and New Zealand has declared its status to veto this treaty, we will not allow this to happen."
 * Josephine Williams (Foreign Minister of the Hurian Federation): Then we will no stop you. However our claims and terms will not change.
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): This is an outrage! When the Hurian government finally comes to its right rational mind, the Australians decide to perpetuate the warmongering. The Australians of all people decide to attack a nation of which they have no quarrel with. Though Huria's actions are disgusting and unreasonable, at least they sing a damn-f**king peace treaty to end it! But oh, no, you just can't have it can you? You just decide to march your shadow American imperialism right up to everyone because the Union of Everett won't do it for you. Boo-f**cking-hoo. It's called being tolerant, cautious, politically correct, peaceful and benevolent. You're the same bulls**t America was. That's all you will ever be.

The Director walks up to the Australian diplomats, throws down their things, pours water on them and returns to his seat.

''The Australian diplomats begin to laugh hysterically, one cleaning his glasses from the water. One man stands up. '' Hurian delegation leaves Geneva
 * General Augustine (Australian General): "Right, we are doing this becuase the Union of Everett won't do it, we are fighting for Africans to have peace. You think this peace treaty will end the suffering, no, war never changes for the Hurian Federation, we shall continue till they are gone. But thank you Mr. Brown for that nice splash, I was quite parched."
 * Josephine Williams (Foreign Minister of the Hurian Federation): We wouldn't be here if we didn't want peace. But your attempts to start another conflict are annoying. I'm tired of fighting and I want to go back home. Do whatever you think is right, but know that we will destroy you if you attack us. Goodbye.


 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): Oh quit acting like you're the coolest f**king person to walk this f**king Earth. A peace treay would establish peace for once! THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A PEACE TREATY. Aww diwd your wittle "Aussie" government nwot twell ywou to "Give peace a chance?" Did the "Aussies" take over Western America? Did the "Aussies" decide to send their entire military to their death? No. The Australian government did, and rightly so, the AUSTRALIAN FUCKING GOVERNMENT IS THE WORST IN THE HISTORY OF THIS CLUSTERFUCKING WORLD. DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU ASSHOLES JUST DID? YAY FUCKING TOTAL WAR. SO FUCKING MUCH FUCKING FUCKING FUN.
 * General Augustine (Australian General) " Your at peace, why does it matter to you, my men and women will be fighting for a cause your country could give two shits about. This peace treaty will establish a peace momentary. Why would you care when you benifited from Huria in Venezuala. Did I just see what we did, I did, we saw that we put down the dog that is Huria. We shall free its people."
 * President of the UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY: MISTER BROWN! You will settle down right now or I will have you removed from this building and this territory.