Notable Laws of Wessex and Cornwall

National

 * Arson is illegal.
 * Rape and Molestation is illegal.
 * Burglary is illegal.
 * Kidnapping is illegal.
 * Racism is highly illegal.
 * Identity theft is illegal.
 * Assault is illegal.
 * Homosexuality is legal.
 * Transgender operations are legal.
 * Driving when under the influence of alcohol or drugs is illegal.
 * Posession of any form of weapon is illegal and faces a 25 year prison sentence.
 * It is illegal to sell use, or posess a firearm unless you are a policeman or an Armed Forces personnel.
 * Euthenasia is legal to lisenced clinics.
 * Murder of humans is illegal and faces life imprisonment.
 * Unessecary murder, or brutalisation of any animal is punishable by a 20 year prison sentence.
 * Hunting of any wild animal is illegal, and faces imprisonment.
 * Gay Marriage is legal, any church that denies to hold a ceremony will be fined.
 * Protelysing of Religious beliefs is illegal and faces a 25 year prison sentence.
 * Anyone in posession of a television must have a television license.
 * Interfering with the Postal Service is illegal.
 * Failing to recycle certain objects may be punishable by fine.
 * Advertising of Cigarettes on Television, Radio, in Magazines or Newspapers is illegal.

Cornwall

 * It is illegal to wear tartan on Fridays.
 * It is illegal to step on the Cornish flag.
 * It is illegal to serve Stargazy Pie to animals.
 * It is illegal to catch Dolphins with the intent of consuming them.
 * It is illegal to smoke in any public indoor area.

Mercia

 * It is illegal to die in Mercian Parliament.
 * It is illegal to be drunk whilst riding a horse.
 * It is illegal to smoke in any public indoor area.

Sussex

 * It is illegal to smoke in any public indoor area.

Wessex

 * Restaurants may not charge for water unless it is accompanied by another item such as ice or a lemon slice.
 * No cows may be present on any roadway between the hours of 7AM and 9AM, and 5PM and 7PM.
 * If a vehicle is broken down it must be moved to the side of the roadway and marked with a luminiscent triangle.
 * You may not smoke in any public indoor area.