Zairmarkia

Zairmarkia is a developing landlocked country bordering Serbia, Croatia, Hungary, and Romania. Its main language is Zairmarkian, and it is ruled by Rebecca Vega.

History
A nutty old girl named Rebeca Vega cut Serbia in half with a giant saw in 1999 A.D. She named it Zairmarkia after her three favorite countries–Zaire, Denmark, and Lithuania. In 2003, she was assasinated, but Mattel Inc. saw that as an oppurtunity to make Rebeca Vega Barbie dolls–just like the real Rebeca Vega. It includes a tool belt, dynamite, guns, a gas mask, and even includes an army tank she can ride in. Yet it still looks sexy.

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