UN Meetings (FW)

Caucasus-Russia
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (Russia): "Hello and happy holidays to you all. We would like to approach Caucasus with the possible ceding of Chechnya and North Ossetia to Caucasus as they would like to be part of that country. If you wish to know, Ramzan Kadyrov has been imprisoned in a Federal Prison for charges of terrorism and smallpox is gone in our country. Thank you."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "Happy holidays my friends. In response to Russia's approach. We would of course accept this, if it is with the permission of your government. Thank you for letting us know about Ramzan, I hope in the future we can put all of this behind us, and become great allies. Thank you Prime Minister."

Secretary of State Xavier Dupont (Union of Everett): "We request the extradition of Ramzan Kadyrov to the Union of Everett for trial and punishment."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "I think it would be fair if Ramzan Kadyorov stays in Russia, and receives his punishment there."

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (Russia): "If you cannot provide a legit reason for Russia to send him to face trial in Everett, I believe that would not be possible. As for Caucasus, thank you for accepting our request. If all goes as planned, the two territories will transition to become part of Caucasus by March 1 2010."

President Mikheil Kostava (Caucasus): "This is rather good news Mr. President. May our two countries walk forward in good relation."

Allied States-Zimbabwe
President Henry J. Fortis (Allied States): "I would like to approach Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe. Sir, the people of Zimbabwe are suffering of hunger, you have already chased most farmers of their lands back into the borders of South Africa. I ask you today, to stop what you are doing, and hand government over to the United Nations. There have been many issues in the past, with countries pleading for you change the way you run the country, those days are over. I am telling you, on behalf of the Allied States of America, that if you don't hand over your country to the United Nations, before March 1, 2010, the Allied States will take military action."

President Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe): "Mr. President, I cannot simply hand over my government to the United Nations, we have come so far since my party and that of my opponent's have decided on a ""50-50"" government. Things are looking up in Zimbabwe. If you wish to take military actions, so be it, the Armed Forces of Zimbabwe will fight you."

President Kaitlyn Spencer (Union of Everett): **sarcasm** "Why don't you just declare war on all of Africa...."

President Henry J. Fortis (Allied States): "This is a serious matter Miss. President. Those people are dying, not to speak of Zimbabwe's ever crumbling economy. Robert Mugabe will be thrown in an Allied States Federal Prison after we have liberated the county, and yes, I said it in front of all of you, I want this to be heard."

President Kaitlyn Spencer (Union of Everett): "Yea, it is a serious matter but what is your plan? After Zimbabwe, do you plan on invading every other African nation? Not even Africa but every third world country on Earth? The Middle East, Southeast Asia, India... Zimbabwe is not alone in poverty and human rights issues." President Henry J. Fortis (Allied States): "Everyone should do their bit to make the world a better place. You yourself have doubts about the United Nations, and it shows that they cannot address this situation correctly. They've had "electoral observers" and such types of things in Zimbabwe, and have "peacekeepers" in every other nation. We have to start somewhere and do something!"

President Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe): "How can you just threaten to throw me in jail? On what charges? Under who's authority? I remain a world leader, and if any action is take against Zimbabwe, many allies will help us!"

President Henry J. Fortis (Allied States): "Charges: Crimes against humanity. Under the Authority of the Allied States Government, we don't need any other organization giving us permission on how to make the world a better place. Your allies may help you, but we will strive to release the people of Zimbabwe from your form of ""democracy""."

President Kaitlyn Spencer (Union of Everett): "Although it seems your plan is in the best interests of starving people, we are currently fighting a war on terrorism which just seems to be spreading from country to country. I don't see an end to our own terrorism crisis any time soon so if your plan to invade Zimbabwe goes to crap, just letting you know that Everett will not be there....unless of course Al Qaeda decides Zimbabwe is their next hideout..."

President Henry J. Fortis (Allied States): "The current number of Allied States troops currently in the Middle-East will remain there, and continue to fight in that war. But if Mugabe does not hand over his government to the UN before March, a detachment of Allied States troops will be sent in. We have spoken with other African allies, and they seem eager to assist us. I will not name these allies at this time."

December 3, 2010 United Nations Emergency Meeting, New York City, New York

 * THIS MEETING REQUIRES COMPLETE REPLAY DUE TO CHANGES IN EVENTS.

Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (President of the Union of Everett): "In response to the plead from the East Asian Federation, the Union of Everett calls this emergency UN meeting regarding the current crisis in the United States. We, the government of the Union of Everett, agree with the East Asian Federation and call for sanctions against the Allied States of America for its illegal invasion of the United States of America and overthrow of the United States government. Having gathered intelligence over the passed two weeks throughout this crisis, gathered by our Central Intelligence, National Security Agencies and Special Forces operatives, we submit our Intel and evidence as proof of an Allied States conspiracy to invade and take over the United States and incorporate it into its own territory. We have statements retrieved from both the our intelligence agencies and data from the United States Central Intelligence Agency and National Security regarding false claims of rioting and unrest, leading to and inciting panic and disorder and following cyber attacks, traced by various experts to have come from servers in the Allied States. These servers are traced back to having been the sources of mass Distributed Denial of Service attacks, hacking, phishing and dissemination of malware, spyware, viruses and malicious programs into U.S. servers and systems which lead to the mass communications blackout and failure in the United States. We also have both satellite imagery and witness testimony from over 1,500 sources of witnesses including but not limited to United States border patrol agents, police officers, paramedics, hospital staff, 911 calls, U.S. military soldiers, government workers, federal agents and civilian citizens of the United States, confirming Allied States forceful aggression in invading and disarming U.S. forces, military bases, police departments and security firms. Police officers testify to armed intrusions of police stations and forceful disarmament by gunpoint. At the same time, both the cyber attacks against communications, including vital civilian systems and the disarmament and disabling of 911 responders and their ability to communicate, we can only at this point estimate a death toll and injury and damages caused by the loss of vital emergency services including fire departments, paramedics, police, rescue services and hospitals and ambulance services. As well, the loss of communications has confirmed the crash landings of two passenger airliners and an unknown amount of dead with no responders capable of responding, all due to the loss of radar and air control, also taken down by the cyber attacks. We have also confirmed damages to the Everetti embassy in the United States which lost all but satellite communications with the Everetti homeland. We have unconfirmed reports of deaths due to combat between resisting United States soldiers, who may have been killed in action, defending their bases during the invasions, but we cannot confirm these claims as of yet. Droids deployed into the United States along with special forces at the time we began operations to evacuate Everetti citizens and the Everetti embassy, we have confirmed accounts of attacks against police officers and police departments, federal agencies and agents. We can confirm that there have been no known rioting in any of the United States major cities according the police departments of these cities and that any rioting and outbreaks of panic occurred long after the Allied States invasion of the United States and it's cyber attacks, bringing the U.S. to collapse. Submitting this evidence to the United Nations and copies to the Planetary Alliance For Freedom, NATO and the North American Union, we call for sanctions against the Allied States."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "Madam President of Everett, do you enjoy harassing the Allied States? You have been doing so since its humble foundation in 2007, is there something personal you have against the Republic? The Allied States of America is NOT invading the United States of America in any way. We have our Non-Aggression Pact of 2007 to prove this. It is valid for five years, meaning we will be breaking international laws if we invade the United States now of all times. I can safely say that the Union of Everett's sources are either corrupt, or very few. The Allied States and United States Government can submit into evidence the statement President Nancy Pelosi, whom, I might add, is legally President of the United States, as Obama was impeached by congress, and Biden has resigned. Together with the President's statement, we can submit statements from at least eighty-percent of the United States Congress, Chiefs of Police of almost any city, and, of course, give the United Nations the opportunity to come and inspect the United States themselves. The riots have died down to a minimum, but are still causing severe damage to the United States, so we won't be leaving until all matters have been sorted. The Allied States Department of Cyber Warfare and Control is in the process of restoring communications in the United States, and several military intelligence agencies are looking into the cause of the blackout. The Allied States of America has not fired at any human being in the United States, apart from at less than a dozen rogue soldiers, and non-lethal rounds at rioting civilians. Several Emergency Centers have been set up throughout the United States, where Allied States militarymen are going out of their way, out of their line of work, to assist the law enforcement and medical services within the United States. I am going to have to say what the Union of Everett and East Asian Federation are trying to prove is beyond me. This is not a schoolyard where one boy bullies the next with his friends, while another boy is helping the one they've bullied first. The Union and Federations are the bullies, and they are messing with Allied States operations. I ask the United Nations Security Council to please not respond in any shape or form to these "requests" by the Union of Everett. The Allied States can suffice without any imports or exports, however, declaring sanctions against us for NO REASON AT ALL, will just damage the world's economy more than it is at the moment. The United States requested and thanked us for our assistance. This matter is between the US and ASA, don't get involved. And as an addition, the Union of Everett is very close to destroying its ties with the United States, so, if that every happens, and an Everett soldier is found in US territory... the results speak for themselves."

Yasukiyo Ôuchi (State Defense Officer, East Asian Federation): "We have definitive proof in the form of reconnaissance satellite images of Kansas City, Missouri that prove that no unlawful riot activity occurred during the times and dates mentioned by the Allied States' Federal Government, and we also have statements from the former President of the United States, Barack Obama, that certifies our point of view that the Allied States forced the United States into submission. We cannot let these egregious acts go unanswered."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "Whether your satellites witnessed the riots or not, they did occur. Barrack Obama's statement means dirt, as he is a coward and an ex-President, who I might add was impeached by his own Congress. I cannot see how there is any more cause for this to continue, as more than sixty percent of the United States Government can come testify here that no invasion is occurring. What more is there to discuss apart from getting your countries' noses out of our business?"

Yasukiyo Ôuchi (State Defense Officer, East Asian Federation): "When in the course of normal foreign interactions with partner countries, such as the United States, trade and diplomatic agreements in place for decades, suddenly come to a complete and abrupt halt, with no forewarning, it becomes in the Federation's best interest to investigate the cause of such diplomatic disconnects. It has become out business, Mr. Mac, and I would hope that you choose more appropriate ways of addressing delegates to this forum, and consider the consequences of radical actions your government is accused of taking, as its leader. We would wish for no unpleaseantries to occur."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "The Allied States has always regarded the East Asian Federation as a worthy trade partner. Trade with the United States may of course go forth, Los Angeles has been secured and its docks are more than safe to continue operations. We don't have a presence in Alaska, thus cannot promise anything, riots there may be out of control. You may send an investigator to the United States and see the circumstances for yourself. We have not brought any type of hostilities to the United States. We are also not murdering civilians or burning down buildings like the Union of Everett is making it sound. Life is going on as usual in the United States, with the exception of now-seldom riots, and telecommunication errors."

Nathan Flech (Prime Minister of the Republic of Cascadia): "Out of worry for the United States, we have investigated various cities of the United States by satellite repeatedly. We were not able to find any signs of unlawful riot. Because the various ongoing cyber attacks in the United States that have been traced back to the Allied States, reports from Everetti droids of many Allied troops within the United States, we believe you are violating the Non-Aggression Pact of 2007 that was signed between Allied States and United States Officials, which, as you stated, breaks international law."

Richard E. Jarvis (Secretary of Homeland Security Union of Everett): "We have confirmation from the United States Department of Homeland Security that the Allied States raided the U.S. DHS offices and disarmed agents and armories as well as attacks against other U.S. agencies by Allied States soldiers including the ATF, FBI, CIA, TSA, DEA and confimrations from police departments in all major cities including chiefs and commissioners. We have confirmation from the Los Angeles police department that Allied States troops entered LAPD stations and disarmed officers including attacks in public against officers in patrol vehicles. The Allied States cannot hide facts. The Cyber Terrorism Task Force has reopened most phone lines and internet access in the United States and communications with government officials confirms Allied States interference and attacks against law enforcement and military. We also have communications with Alaska, which its governor, law enforcement, military and agencies confirm no rioting or crisis and most of Alaska as secured itself and its borders following loss of communications with the mainland. Our security and internet experts have confirmed the ASA responsible for the cyber attacks against the United States."

Barack Hussein Obama (United States President): "I would like to announce to the United Nations and the Security Council that I have never left office. I remain President of the United States. Our allies in the Union of Everett confirm that my government, administration and our Congress has been hijacked and forced by Allied States threats. I have been in contact with Vice President Biden, who is also safe in the Union of Everett, that he had been threatened by Allied States officials to stand down and surrender, shortly after I left for the Union of Everett. I at no point announced my resignation and I, Vice President Biden and our Everetti allies still recognize my administration as the leadership and government of the United States. My administration has been exiled by the Allied States."

Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (President of the Union of Everett): "The Union of Everett does not recognize the current, Allied States instated U.S. government. We continue to view the Obama administration as the true leadership of the United States. Once we have full communications restored with the U.S., we demand a UN task force be allowed into the United States to inspect U.S. military bases and interview government officials. Also, as President Obama has stated, Vice President Biden is here in the Union of Everett and I have spoken with him as well. Biden confirms Allied States officials threatened him to resign. As for you, Mr. Mac, the Union of Everett no longer recognizes your government either. Your treasonous Confederate movement destroyed and overthrew a stable Fortis administration and government, who were allies of our nation. We do not recognize you, your Confederate Party or your government. Your CSA Confederate movement is viewed as a secessionist terrorist organization. The more you and your government continues to act out and abuse the American people, lie to the world and talk trash about President Obama, the more you hurt yourself in front of the global community."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "Having been in politics most of my life, I have never witnessed such idiotic statements by heads of states, nor though the United Nations would allow such childish behavior. Mr. President of Cascadia, I would request of you to name your sources which say the attacks originated from the Allied States, because, under no circumstances have we attacked the United States physically or through cyber-techniques. We do have troops within the United States, assisting the lawful United States Government in their efforts to regain control. The Non-Aggression Pact of 2007 has not been violated and is still in effect. Dear sir, whom I assume am an official from the Union of Everett, the United States Department of Homeland Security which you speak of is nonexistent. The Allied States Government has been working closely with the real U.S. Department of Homeland Security, what is it you are talking about? I request that the United Nations suspend the Union of Everett from its Security Council for lying. Obama, I am surprised that you are even here. You have been impeached by your own Congress sir, and am no longer the President of the United States. Joe Biden publicly resigned without interaction with any Allied States Officials. Madam President of Everett, I cannot care what you and your government recognize, the United Nations still recognize the Allied States as a sovereign entity, and it will remain so. Are you seriously attacking my country's politics in front of the United Nations' Security Council? I am done explaining facts to you, I think they should as from now, speak for themselves. I present to the United Nations Security Council, our evidence:"


 * Acting President Nancy Pelosi (President of the United States): "Good afternoon my fellow heads of state. I am, as confirmed by the United States Constitution and Line of Succession the Acting President of the United States of America. Former President Barrack Obama was impeached by the United States Congress, which will also be confirmed here. Mr. Obama, I have no conflict with you, but as per our Line of Succession, I am President, and you have been impeached by our Congress, we cannot defy law. I am available for more questions."


 * Daniel Inouye (President Pro Tempore of the U.S. Senate): "I also confirm all said by President Pelosi. The Congress of the United States impeached President Barrack Obama."


 * Secretary Janet Napolitano (Secretary of the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Sec.): "Officials from the Union of Everett, from which Department of Homeland Security did you get your facts? The United States Department of Homeland Security has not done anything mentioned. We have been working with the Allied States Government since the riots began a few days ago. Please, do not lie about things you cannot prove."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "I have the entire United States Congress willing to testify, as well as most of the United States Cabinet. Mr. Secretary of the United Nations, I cannot see how this can continue."

Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett President): "Mr. Mac, do not attempt to manipulate the UN Security Council into ejecting my country from it. Your criminal and corrupt regime may have its grips over the United States' puppet government, but we will not tolerate you trying to disrupt global stability and peace. Mrs. Napalitano, it's so sad to see you are part of this new puppet conspiratorial government. We did not discuss with you as we had no communications with the U.S. government but we have spoken with lower leaders within the DHS who confirm various Homeland Security offices and buildings were raided by Allied States troops. We have spoken to regional commanders and offices and agents and directors from various agencies within the U.S. who confirm the ASA invaded and is occupying your nation. Your false government and the Allied States cannot silence the millions of citizens who can confirm Allied States invasion and aggression. Since forcefully reactivating your internet services and phone lines, thousands of videos have been submitted to websites such as YouTube and WikiLeaks, depicting Allied States troops attacking police officers, attacking police departments, entering military bases and raiding gun shops and businesses. The truth is breaking out globally and both the ASA and false U.S. government cannot silence the American people. Our own border patrol and customs crossings confirm witnessing U.S. border crossing tolls being raided by Allied States soldiers, attacking U.S. Customs officers and disarming them and taking over their posts. Surveillance footage from police department security cameras from departments and agencies all over the country have been submitted to YouTube and I have viewed many of these videos. Copies of all of the videos have been sent in our evidence to the UN, PAFF, NAU and NATO."

President Timothy Mac (President of the Allied States): "Madam President, I still don't see what you are trying to do, by yourself now submitting falsified information. No Allied States entity had attacked nor raided any police department nor military base. Those videos are either falsified or completely misunderstood. I am becoming very disgusted by your lack of knowledge of what is really going on. Almost the entire United States Government and Military can confirm the Allied States' efforts to ASSIST them. These "lower heads" you are talking about have either been corrupted and forced into testimony by the Union's government, or are completely out of their minds. As stated previously, only rogue military entities and law enforcement were fired upon, which is completely justified."

United Nations Emergency Meeting (Geneva February 10th, 2012)

 * United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon: "In the hopes of averting another catastrophic world war, this UN meeting has been called to negotiate a peaceful alternative to the events of the passed few days."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "The Security Alliance has announced a halt of all operations until these UN proceedings come to a conclusion, whether they be successful or a failure. The Union of Everett calls for PAFF to also standby all operations until these proceedings have ended."
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): "Task Force Dignity operations will go forth as planned as well as the defense of Europa. The Allied States First Fleet has been dispatched to assist in this crisis. We demand China pull out and explain their obvious support for suppression of human rights."
 * Popular Leader Er Kuang Nu (Popular Republic of China): "I would like to say one thing. I can see that the problem either rightly or wrongly is the problem of low civil rights in the middle east. I think I speak for the member states and more importantly the people of the SCP when I say that civil rights are not established through hostility. The states in the past have done things to protect themselves, what you called terrorists, they called resistance fighters, what you called acts of aggression were acts of defence and what has now been called an imperialistic expansion, we call emergency action. These states have been so berated from all sides and their lands stolen from them so much that it has forced them to the point where the people inside were nothing but aggressive nationalists, where the leadership were dictators and where the people could not gain rights because they were so concerned with what was going on outside of their borders they never had the chance to focus on what was going on inside of them. If pressure is releived and the threats of war extinguished then the SCP can modernise these nations but we will need co-operation. Invading and forcing rights on people will cause them never to see these and instead they will fight against their self styled liberators and it will begin again the cycle of killing and war. To truly bring freedom and rights to a dictatorship, we need to improve the lives of the people within those states, by peaceful means. With free trade, co-opeeration and exposure to the world around them the people will call for reform and if done properly they will do so peacefully and if done properly their leader will see no reason to not give it to them. And should he refuse the people would be able to, being more prosperous than ever before, overthrow such a government without direct foreign intervention. The road to peace and freedom in the middle east has been torn up by years of aggression, wars and poverty. It is time to repave it."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "We have attempted to accomplish these things post War on Terror. My nation has worked with Israel to solve the Palestinian crisis and successfully, Israel and the Palestinians of West Bank and Gaza Strip formed the Palestinian Republic. We have attempted to provide humanitarian aid, moral support, peacekeeping forces among many other methods in these countries who only turn around to launch genocidal attacks against not just our own civilians but against their own peoples. Across the Middle East, for over a year, the citizens, as you stated, had been overthrowing their regimes. You decided to form an organization with these regimes, supplied them with more powerful weapons and aid which will no doubt be used to crush the freedom fighters and protesters in nations such as Egypt, Yemen and Iran. Your actions with this "SCP" organization will only feed and supply the evil corrupt regimes with weapons, resources and power to continue to stomp out the citizens who have been sacrificing their lives to topple vicious dictators. The Egyptian military regime does not need your weapons and your hundreds of thousands of troops. The regime needs to surrender to the people's calls for Democracy, allow their equal free elections and establish the government they want. This was accomplished in Iran with the aid of the international community and your interference in having accomplished a democratically elected government in Iran, who did not abuse the people, has turned the nation into civil unrest and rioting between the Democratic Green Party and every Iranian who has ever been victimized by the former Khaleed and Ahmadejinehad regimes and your imposed and weapons supplied "Popular" parties which now tear apart a country. East Bulgaria is launching an assault against our allies in Hungary and Austria, demanding to annex them under its totalitarian regime and you threaten NATO and PAFF with extreme violent retaliation if we attempt to defend our allies. You government and yourself are liars and the reason the world is such a sh-thole today."
 * Prime Minister Albert von Stauffenberg (German Empire): "We ask the assistance of the NATO community, and that of our European Allies, its appears that they have no mercy upon the Empire, and thus such actions will be taken once we reach the city-limits of Sofia, that same of the Republics to us. These can only be avoided if we can find a peace agreement in two days. I call on NATO to defend our homeland. "
 * Popular Leader Er Kuang Nu (Popular Republic of China) adressing the Union of Everett:  "It is clear miss that once again your mouth moves faster than your brain, there is no need to swear in this civil chamber. It is a worry someone with such lack of control has such weapons under their command. And to adress your points, the Palestine Republic was another puppet state and quite frankly any attack on Israel, an artificial colonial nation that was implanted in the middle east like northern ireland was in Eire, is to many degrees justified. The land has always belonged to the real semites, the Palestinians until the British Empire took their land and gave it away to people that probably weren't even descended from the people of that land. This turned the very group that had the history of the least amount of discrimination against the jews, against them. Then you support such a state, a state that creates only hatred and aggression? If you want an Israel to exist put it in your own land. And for the ideas that they decided to wipe out their own people, these are false, creations of your imagination, most attacks against Palestinians come from zionist jews or simply nationalistic israelites. And for the accusations of supporting unjust regimes, it seems that you have not listened, you assume that we would leave vulnerable states free for other nations to march upon as you have done in the past? I think not. And in Egypt the people have their freedom and are demanding their lands back and who can blame them? they were too stolen from them. The people in Yemen have not yet their freedom and are demanding that their government reduce its powers, but how can it be done when they are fighting for their lives? that is a war we must end now. The people in Iran have their freedom but have lost their lands, they demand them back and as I have said before, who can blame them? And then you talk about the dictators that were established by your nations meddling in Irans affairs so the blood of Iranians are on your hand not mine, and the Green party? A party that had no votes and is ever so simular to Everetti politics suddenly shoots to the top of the elections, fraud I say! Now the people want a truly free state and you shoot them! And East Bulgaria is invading countries that are occupied by Germany, we can hardly be accountable, we have given them no weapons, they joined the SCP so they may defend the other states less so the other way round. However we condemn their continued invasion there is no doubt there. And we threaten PAFF and NATO with extreme violent consequences? we told them that there would be extreme consequences not violent ones and not even from us, and it would seem that you call defending your allies closing a key supply route, the suez canal, that will harm the people of Egypt and East Bulgaria more than anything else, as I have said it is hardly defence if you are attacking. So in conclusion it is unstable, aggressive and whimsical nations like yours that have set this world on its path to more poverty and destruction and manipulated everything you could, it would be a greater benefit to the world if Everett collapsed tommorrow than if China ever did.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "You live in an interesting fantasy world, Er. Your regime is no different than the Communist PRC we toppled during WWIII. You ignore facts. The Egyptians are not crying for their stolen lands back. The Egyptian people for over a year have been crying for Democracy. They toppled Mubarak. A violent military government regime has taken over and the people of Egypt continue to fight for the free elections they demanded. Your interference and insertion of lies and disinformation to the Egyptians are twisting the ideologies they were fighting for during the Arab Spring of last year. Yemenese civilians have also waged these protests and uprising against their own tyrant, which you ignore. You lie and claim Iran is run by a dictatorship. These people were given the equal opportunity to vote in elections that would NOT be botched and scammed by evil dictators clinging to power like Amadinejihad and Khaleed. These corrupt scum shut down internet and communications to silence opposition, forged and scammed votes to make their election look valid, executed and arrested anyone who opposed the Islamist regime and locked away political prisoners. The Iranians last year were liberated and then provided equal, free elections and they voted and their government was chosen by the Iranian people. You now send your weapons to the Islamist extremists who riot and massacre civilians across Iran today in the name of your imposed "Popular" party. Iranians do not want your dictatorships and your violence. Iranians want their freedom and democracy, which you are trying to crush. The Iranians who now live in Iraqistan's West Iran province do not want to be a part of your Popular government. The only Iranians demanding their "lands" back are the Islamist Revolutionaries who were ousted by not only the Security Alliance but Iranian protesters themselves. You try and claim the Palestinian Republic is a puppet state. This is just your eastern extremist opinion and disinformation you try to validate your hatred of the West. The Palestinians in the PR are free to do as they please. They are a sovereign nation now and the Security Alliance has been as far as to support Palestinian Republic inclusion into the United Nations. You try to make your anti-Semetic claims against Jews and Israel, promoting and touting ancient anti-Jew hatred which has existed for thousands of years, not just against Jews, but their ancestors, the Israelites. There is a reason Israel was chosen as the land for the Jewish people and that is because of long and ancient historical evidence and proof of that land belonging to Jews and the Hebrew people. This is the United Nations sir, and we will not tolerate the defamation of an entire race of people on the basis of your Nazist propaganda and beliefs.

Now... if you DO seek peace, your campaign and funding of terroristic violence against a free Democratic Iran must cease, as the result will only be civil war resulting in the final crushing of the Islamic Revolutionary supporters, who are a significant minority in the nation and the continuation of a free Iran's existence. If you DO seek peace, you must stop immediately the deployment of millions of your troops all over the Middle East and stop the dissemination of weapons of mass destruction to the hands of unstable and violent regimes such as Yemen and Egypt, who are on the verge of total collapse from the uprising and protest by the hands of civilians who are crying out for freedom.

The Union of Everett calls for an end to the Allied States' invasion of the Middle East."
 * Prins Otto II (Skandinavisk UN Ambassador) (Location Unknown): Skandinavia sees upon itself to warn the belligerent nations that a large scale war will have a large scale aftermath. We see it upon ourselves to hope with our most generous compassion that you end this unnecessary violence and look towards peaceful alternatives. Be it by the grace of God that we have not already eliminated each other, but that we ask you with our deepest regards to end this violence. Skandinavia wishes to have no part in any of this conflict, but we must emphasize how awful war can turn out to be. While this statement is dwarfed by the mighty language skills of the Chinese or Everetti, we simply wish that you end this conflict.
 * Popular Leader Er Kuang Nu (Popular Republic of China):  "We agree with Skandinavia and find the name calling of the Everetti President little more than childish. A war is unnecsesary for freedom, in fact it is the direct thing that will lessen freedom. We care little if you view us as a new communist nation despite us being a Confederate Democracy the very opposite of a communist state, but then again the facts must evade you once again. The only threat to Egyptian democracy is from you and your allies, the more threats you give a nation fromt the outside the more it looks there instead of inwards. The Iranians support the ousting of your soldiers and the regaining of their lands and have a false democracy where the votes are counted to be good for the greens. And then to Yemen, they simply want a smaller less interferring government but are fighting a war which stops any attempt at reform. Strange thing is that you fail to understand what do people call it nowadays, the Israelite problem? is it. The Israelites were discriminated against like every other religion by the christians, the Muslims were probably the most tolerant of the other religions but your constant incursions are what bring around extremists. Funny thing is that you throw around the word anti-semite, ignorant of its meaning, it isn't anti-jew, something I am far from, it means what it says ANTI-SEMITE, the Palestinians are SEMITES and are descended from SEMITES, the jews in Israel are mainly decsended from Europeans. You seem to have problems with the truth President and when you cannot win arguments you try to throw around your flash words like racism, I warn you that against any skilled debater and any consciencious person your futile efforts will be wasted. And as I have said before one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter and Everett having occupied Iran and invaded it with no good reason except for imperialistic means are the only terrorist in this dialogue. We will support the Popular uprising as it will bring true freedom to the state and liberate it from your occupation and it is interesting that you call them a significant minority when they are clearly in far greater numbers than the pro-puppet government supporters. And on another note what are these weapons of mass destruction? another false claim, it would be good miss president if you kept to facts for the benefit of your argument. And I would hardly say that Yemen and Egypt are on the verge of collapse, the support grows everyday not just for the governments but for the SCP. I wonder if Saudi Arabia was to join us would you take us more seriously? because so far it seems you are attempting to stop two nations fighting by... what? demanding that you keep your grip on puppets?
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "Puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets...[sighs]... You live in such a strange world, Er. You call Iran puppets, you call the Palestinian Republic puppets, people refer to Iraqistan as puppets! This is nonsense. I have no authority over Iraqistan nor the PR and Israel has no power over the Palestinians nor Iraqistan. Iran? Puppets? The people voted, sir. The Iranian people, who were brutalized by their former regime and then aided in toppling it, voted, freely and equally, with no interference or fraud of vote counts and the people elected the Green Opposition Party. You sir, do not support the democratic method of free elections as this country, who voted, is being torn apart by your insemination of "Popular" party propaganda and rioting, Islamic Revolutionaries who had been ousted, now massacring the public, with the weapons and supplies you have given them, just as they had done before the toppling of the Khaleed regime. The only result will be civil war and the possibility of the collapse of a nation we had stabilized for nearly a year until your interference in the democratic process these people wanted. Our forces were nearly prepared to finally withdraw completely from Iran but now Iran is falling apart as Popular Islamists and Democratic Iranians are fighting in the streets. Humanitarian aid forces from both the Security Alliance and PAFF's DRA are caught in between this violent revolution against democracy you have instated. The only result of your intrusion of Iran will be YOUR puppet state of a Popular Iran. You claim to be a democracy yet wage and fund a war against it. At this point, with the damage already done, there is nothing we can do to stop the process of Iran collapsing into civil war. All we can do now is wait and try to help rebuild after the destruction has passed."
 * Popular Leader Er Kuang Nu (Popular Republic of China):  "If Iran is not your puppets and if you do not suppress the people, then why do you need the troops to occupy it? The people now have voted by show of protest that they do not want you there but you refuse and gun them down. And it is strange that the protests, which you now call riots are being attacked by your military and by others, it reminds me of the Arab spring it does. And we plan to unlike you hold true and fair elections across true Iran. However we have little time now, as you may know, your friends are invading yet another nation.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): With all due respect, this has become a waste of time. I didn't come here this morning to take part in the debate club. Propose resolutions and we'll look into it.
 * ALLIED STATES REPRESENTATIVE LEAVES THE MEETING.


 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "Before you leave, we once again request you halt your attacks. This needs to stop."
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): "The only thing that needs to stop, Madam President, are these groundless attacks on a liberation force. We are not attacking anyone. Requests for Saudi, Paki and Afghani forces to lay down arms have been sent. We are not going to war with these countries, we are occupying them. The war we should be worrying about is in Europe. Please contact our ambassador if you need more information."
 * Popular Leader Er Kuang Nu (Popular Republic of China):  "We have attacked no one without a lawful declaration of war. However we have heard news of conversation between Iranian leadership and Popular movements. so for now we will redirect half of the Iran directed forces. good day
 * ER KUANG NU LEAVES THE MEETING
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa) : "Mr. Nu, you are the one arming violent militant rebels to attack their own people and proclaim a "liberation", which is in fact a plot to extend your influence over that nation, like you have done in Afghanistan. By arming these militants you are taking the country away from democracy and are leading them into an unwanted civil war. And the "support" you claim from these nations is completely made up; no one in their right mind would want to supporta regime of people-killers. By God, pull away from Iran as soon as possible before it is too late and you find yourself at the mercy of the world."
 * Zhang Junqi (Popular Republic of China):  "We are defending nations and people who are our allies. The only thing that takes a nation away from democracy is war and threat. We are arming the people, who support their leaders. I find it strange that someone who has never been there claims to know so much. And people don't support "people killers"? maybe because they are not people killers. I find it strange that you being a foriegn affairs official you know little about them"
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "While we have tried, over the passed nine years to do what was morally right, both at home and abroad and have abroad, attempted to provide aid to the less fortunate, support for those who needed it and strength for the people who were unable to fight back against the evils around the world, it seems that powers around this world, do not wish for the betterment of human society and choose to act out, by destroying free nations, subverting Democratic processes, instating dictators and funding violent and global terrorist revolutions. My government has spent well over a trillion dollars in the passed five to six years in global conflicts both in peacekeeping and military force to try and help a helpless people in locations around the world... from Somalia, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Cuba, Venezuela, China, Yarphei, Burma, Congo, Sudan, Mexico, Israel, Egypt and countless others, through peaceful negotiation, economic support, or military forces to oust murderous regimes or stop humanitarian crises such as genocide, terrorism, mass rape and nuclear holocaust. While morally, it may be wrong for us to give up on helping these people, who have nothing and no one to help them, we cannot continue to wage this global war and spend time, resources and personnel in trying to save millions of people from disaster. Hereby, the Union of Everett will no longer be bothered trying to help people who obviously, have no appreciation for the time and effort we and our allies have put into international relief, peacekeeping and whatever. Er Kuang Nu, from my people to you and your regime, F--k your S--t.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via video phone): "While we have tried, over the passed nine years to do what was morally right, both at home and abroad and have abroad, attempted to provide aid to the less fortunate, support for those who needed it and strength for the people who were unable to fight back against the evils around the world, it seems that powers around this world, do not wish for the betterment of human society and choose to act out, by destroying free nations, subverting Democratic processes, instating dictators and funding violent and global terrorist revolutions. My government has spent well over a trillion dollars in the passed five to six years in global conflicts both in peacekeeping and military force to try and help a helpless people in locations around the world... from Somalia, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Cuba, Venezuela, China, Yarphei, Burma, Congo, Sudan, Mexico, Israel, Egypt and countless others, through peaceful negotiation, economic support, or military forces to oust murderous regimes or stop humanitarian crises such as genocide, terrorism, mass rape and nuclear holocaust. While morally, it may be wrong for us to give up on helping these people, who have nothing and no one to help them, we cannot continue to wage this global war and spend time, resources and personnel in trying to save millions of people from disaster. Hereby, the Union of Everett will no longer be bothered trying to help people who obviously, have no appreciation for the time and effort we and our allies have put into international relief, peacekeeping and whatever. Er Kuang Nu, from my people to you and your regime, F--k your S--t.

UNION OF EVERETT ENDS PHONE CONFERENCE CALL, LEAVING THE UN MEETING

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 5th, 2012)

 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Skandinavisk government and populace alike have both declared, along with the support of Western Europe, that the Third World War should go on no longer. The Empire of Scandinavia requests that the United Nations form and install an official end to this pointless and crowned war. The people have spoken, and they cry for amity.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): Ah yes. Western Europe can finish what it started, and seeks to run away from the fight. While I desire peace as much as the next head of state, I find the conflict rather rewarding. Well, as for as Huria is concerned. I humbly request the United Nations continue doing nothing as it has been accustom, and let the world handle its own problems. This is not the place for talk of war. Especially for a political body that has no strength to stop the smallest of conflicts, even those that involve no armies.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Hurian Federation shows no respect for basic human rights, and maliciously invades its neutral neighbors for no other reason than self interest. It is evident they mean no good to anyone of this Earth, and so therefore it is necessary we do not allow them to conquer any more people in a global conflict to which anything can receive justification. The Scandinavians, along with the rest of Western Europe, demands they receive no more reason to harm anymore innocent civilians.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): The Allied States will veto any such declarations by the United Nations. No end of this war will be accepted until the current Yarphese regime is completely toppled and imprisoned.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): And any such move by the ASA will be supported by Huria respecting an end to the conflict. Yarphei on the other hand is your problem. We have other regions of more importance than Yarphei or the Americans. And Eriksson, neutrality means nothing. Didn't your people sell iron to Nazi Germany to prevent an invasion? To feed the beast the killed when it was full from youe own hands? Did you not threaten to cut off aid to those who "violated" the rights of homosexuals? Or sit idly by while allies commited atrocities? And have you not sealed your relationship with Everett by means of a disgusting love affair between of relative, Princess Anne I, and President Spencer? You are not, nor will you ever be neutral, for you have chosen a side long ago. Your own.
 * Foreign Affairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Williams, in regards to your earlier comments about "wanting peace"; is it not your country's policy to take from those who cannot defend. That does not seem to be something a peace-loving country would follow. It is known that your country cannot be trusted to maintain peace, and if you cannot see that, there is something very wrong in the Hurian mentality.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Scandinavian government works in the best interest of our own people before we operate to secure foreign goals and assets. Currently, the best action possible to take would be the securing of a peace between the OIS and the PAFF to advance the global economic situation, while also securing no more reasons for the Huria to continue their sick conquest. You are incorrect, we have been neutral in any conflict since the Napoleonic Wars, and we will remain to be so until the time calls for our Forsvaret to defend Holmgard. You obviously do not understand how we operate; in the interest of the common man. I can understand why, as these comments are coming from a sick and twisted person.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): You provide aid to your allies in their war efforts. Either stay out of the way, or choose a side. And like any other nation, I put the interest of my people and our nation first. If they demand a war, they will get one. And don't say anything about "twisted mentality", for we see you in the same light. Marching to countrie to force your ideals on them. At least we wage for a legitiment reason. To secure resources for the security of Huria! You kill people over ideals that will die out in the next century! Under my rule and that of my party's, I've brought Africa into the 21st century, something you Europeans in your supposed superiorty saught fit to withhold from us. We aren't insane or evil, we jealous, vengeful, angry! You keep seeking to interfere in our matters, in our foreign policies. You justify your evils with false promises. Tell me; what nation has benefited from allowing gays, open sex, democracy, capitalism, and multi-party systems? Have the Iranians benefited from the destruction of their country? Are the Israelis any safer now that you've made an enemy out of every Muslim country? Don't you dare call me evil! Your attempts to mold the world in YOUR image, have only created more unrest, more suffering, and today, more war. Finish what you started, and stay in this war. Any other move would be cowardly, and hypocritical.
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): Again, you misinterpret the actuality of matters. You say which "country" has benefited from allowing "gays" to engage in marriage. What you disregard is that a country is made up of its people, and so therefore the homosexuals can benefit from the joys of marriage. If the homosexuals, a group that has faced hate for most of the human history, can be happy in Scandinavia, then I'm pretty sure that the country is at a good point in its history. You dwell on the facts of history, citing imperialism that no longer exists in the eyes of the Northern peoples of Europe. If I am not correct, the Swedish, Danish and Norwegians only colonized lands were they could be free from an autocrat, like yourself. You wage a resource war that you can solve peacefully through agreement with Brazil or another allied oil state, if I am not correct the actual disclosed goal of the Brazilain invasion was to make the Western powers fear you. We have never started anything, for we have only aided those who face such suffering through our humanitarian efforts. Your people have had war, Your Excellency, I think they have had quite enough after all these years.
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation): My people have no desire to end the war, something I found rather surprising. In any case, you must be mistaken Prince. I saught no attempt to gain fame from a war, only controllable resources. And If even that was true, I don't recall releasing that information to the public. Which would ultimately mean that you have been spying on us. Poor form, Prince. Very dishonorable...
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): It is dishonorable that you lie about your disclosure of your plans to invade Brazil. If I am not mistaken, your government "came outfront with the plans, and told the world of their intentions." If we were spying on you, then you must not know what kind of journalism goes on in your country. You also have stated that the aftereffect of the invasion of Brazil would send "shockwaves" throughout the global foreign spectrum. We are only stating facts, Your Excellency.

International Criminal Court and INTERPOL officers enter the room. ICC and INTERPOL agents surround Hurian Supreme Commander Maurice Williams and hand him the official ICC court warrant to review.
 * Victor Garcia (ICC Representative)(Spain): "Maurice Williams, we have a warrant for your arrest as ordered by the International Criminal Court. You are charged with violations of international law and acts against humanity and violation of war crimes code. You are charged with genocide, war of aggression, aiding and abetting terrorist organizations, unlawful funding and aid of illegal militant groups, training and arming of child soldiers, use of human shields in combat, direct and deliberate acts of war and violence against civilians both foreign to your nation and domestic, commanding and ordering mass rape and mass murder of women and children, inhumane acts of torture and possession and use of chemical and biological weapons. As per these charges, you are ordered by the International Criminal Court, to surrender yourself and come with us peacefully."
 * Sir Thomas Williams (Great Britain & Northern Ireland & Commonwealth) begins to clap, as well with his delegates.


 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): This is an outrage and a disgrace to diplomacy! I demand the Interpol agents REMOVE themselves from this meeting! President Williams enjoys FULL diplomatic immunity within the confines of this building.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Unfortunately, Ambassdor Beggs, one cannot be diplomatic with a man who so willingly rants his hatred against the rest of the world. He belongs in the hands of our organization's justice system, where he can no longer commit these horrible atrocities."
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): There is a right way to do the right thing and the wrong way to do the right thing. The latter is just as bad as doing the wrong thing altogether. If you arrest President Williams at an international diplomatic summit, the Allied States federal government will lobby and work towards his immediate release, whatever the means.
 * Maurice Williams (Suprmeme Comander of the Hurian Federation) begins shouting out to Keith Beggs: Mr. Beggs, upon your return to your home, tell your President that you have earn a new ally.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Ambassador Beggs, that is sad news to hear from you. "
 * Ambassador Otto Fritz (Deutsche Demokratische Republik): "We have tried to stay out of this absurd conflict between the Western imperialists and the monsters that they themselves have created. However, what has happened here is too serious. My government has been saying for a long time that the United Nations have become a pantomime to serve the interests of the imperialists, but what happened a few minutes ago in this room is the biggest insult ever made to diplomacy. Never in history no one had dared to assault by force a diplomatic conference and this happened today, here in this room. I have just had a conference with the Generalsekretär Sammer and I am authorized to tell this forum that DDR will take drastic measures against this outrage. From this point, we will reduce to a minimum any involvement in the united nations and we will recommend our allies to do the same. This also includes conferences on disarmament and nonproliferation. Furthermore, since it was the government of Everett who has allowed the assault of the United Nations headquarters, my Government formally ask for the transfer of the UN headquarters to a truly neutral territory where the compliance with international law could be ensured. In view of the scant respect that this country has for most basic diplomatic norms, my government has decided to withdraw our ambassador and cut diplomatic presence to a minimum. My government, of course, requires the immediate release of the Supreme Commander of Huria and the absolute respect for diplomatic immunity."
 * Prins Otto Eriksson II (Empire of Scandinavia): The Empire of Scandinavia must express its annoyance at the International Police. While the reasons of their visit are supported by the Scandinavian government, the United Nations must respect the diplomatic immunity it's members are "entitled" to. We are endorsing his release immediately.
 * Ambassador Balsan Abjan (Turkicstan): Turkicstan supports the arrest of the Hurian leader 100%, and does not agree that Maurice is entitled to full diplomatic immunity after the atrocities and sheer disgregard to human welfare and rights that he has shown.

--MEETING ENDS--

United Nations Security Council Meeting (New York City, May 7th, 2012)
''As the members of the previous day's summit begin to leave New York, Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs of the Allied States petitions the Secretary General to arrange an emergency Security Council meeting concerning recent events. Only Security Council members are in attendance.''


 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Right, now that the extremely large room full of people shouting at each other is behind us, we need to put a stop to this funny business. The International Criminal Court is a part of the United Nations, and the Allied States being a Security Council member, I, on behalf of my people and justice, demand the immediate release of President Maurice Williams. I do not care what your opinion on the matter or what atrocities Williams has committed - there are rules and in this case rules are not meant to be broken. This act by the ICC is childish and irresponsible and my government will not condone it. The integrity of this organization needs to be defended or the organization need not exist at all. In addition to this, I demand the officer of the ICC who authorized this warrant for an arrest within a diplomatic sanctuary be fired from his position within the ICC. Also in addition to THAT, I call a full review by this organization into the ICC. We cannot have cowboys running the International Criminal Court.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): My government is in concurrence. The ICPO's actions regarding this incident were uncalled for and unprecedented. The arrest of President Williams, which may or may not be for a noble cause, was nonetheless in violation of his diplomatic immunity as GUARANTEED by the Vienna Convention. It is also bias on the part of this body's host nation to have an enemy leader arrested for crimes committed outside of this building which have not been independently verified by a neutral agency and then overlooking crimes committed by THIS OWN COUNTRY'S leader in violation of its laws. This is absolutely unacceptable and we hope to see these actions justified or rectified as soon as possible.
 * Ambassador to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "Discussion overnight between the Union of Everett's top executive and judicial officials have come to agreement that we must agree for Dictator Williams release. Our official Security Council vote is to abstain from voting, therefore, neither vetoing nor approving. In addition to that, as ordered by our Commander in Chief, we will veto any act to attempt to fire the ICC judge who ordered the warrant nor investigate the ICC for its actions, as the Union of Everett views the overall actions of the ICC to be morally justified. Finally, the Union of Everett establishes that Maurice Williams is no longer legally permitted within Union of Everett territory. Future diplomacy between him and this organization must be through an established UN representative. Dictator Williams himself is not wanted within our borders... and a last note, we view that the release of Dictator Williams... the blood of the atrocities that await us all in the near future, shall not be on the Union of Everett's hands. This man needs to be removed from society where his actions can be stopped. It is both viewed by myself, our President and of other members of our government, that releasing this man is a gross failure is our global justice system. Releasing this man, because of diplomatic immunity technicalities, which will result in the continued mass murder and loss of life in the count of hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths, is a horrifying disregard for true justice and a human rights crime in itself."

Everetti Ambassador leaves.


 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Then it's agreed. Mister Secretary General, please have President Williams removed from the ICC's possession at once. Furthermore, the AS government still demands a review of the ICC and how it operates. We expect the UN to launch an investigation at their earliest convenience, or we shall take initiative.
 * UN Ambassador Khalid Al Mawali (United Emirates): The United Emirates voice may not count towards much as a minor member, but we would like to express our reservations at the liberation of a ruthless dictator. The manner of his arrest is something we do not agree with; why is it that President Williams was detained while President Spencer of Everett was not for roughing up a Saudi representative within the UN's walls. But to get to the point, we do not feel his release should be done unless some compromise can be achieved with Huria to end its War in Brazil and the unnecessary violence.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Blackmail? No doubt something needs to be done about the situation but we have started down the wrong path. Unconditional release of President Williams.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): My government supports the release of Maurice Williams from ICC custody. Diplomatic immunity is guaranteed for the nations of the world, regardless of whether they are dictators or not. However, we do not require an investigation into the activities of the ICC, though we have no quarrel if another government opts to do so.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): I am pleased that Everett decided to take responsiblity for their crime, and return my brother back to his country. Huria still holds Everett responsible for this debacle, and as unlikely as it will be, demands an official apology from the Everetti government and the ICC. And in light of Everett's banning of President Williams from international territory, that I must remind them they do not control, any Everetti citizen, uniformed or not, will be apprehended and executed should they be found guilty of traspassing upon soverign Hurian land, public or private, without offical permission from the Hurian government. I hope this will not happen again.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): Mrs. Williams, you and your brother are treading a dangerous line. It is in violation of international law to execute citizens without warning just because they are of a certain nationality.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): It's also a violation of international law to violate a head of state's diplomatic immunity. It's a violation to interfere in another nation's affairs. It's a violation to assault a foreign representative. International "law" means nothing if those who make them care not to follow them. If Huria can not be allow a seat on the Security Council, or even treated with respect while on international territory, then Huria will follow no laws at all. We will kill whoever we want, where ever we want, whenever we want. And I don't set the policy. I just obey it.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia):: Indeed it is. But that doesn't mean you can break international law. Two wrongs don't make a right. If you want to be treated respectfully by the rest of the world, try obeying international law. When you kill whoever you want, where ever you want, whenever you want, you break international law. And that doesn't fly.

Hurian foreign minister leaves

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 11th, 2012)

 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): On behalf of my brother President Maurice Williams, I have been requested to tell you of Huria's annexation of Hurian Brazil this Friday on May 11. It was considered vital that the world know that a referendum held the month before in Huria and the conquered territories, requesting whether or not the populace of either territory wished for a permanent union between the two. The results came up with a majority of 81% seeking unification. I only wish to ask that the world keep itself out of Huria's affairs while the process takes place. Additionally, on behalf of the new former citizens of Brazil who have chosen to join Huria, I request that troops seeking to assist the outlaws known as the Brazilian Liberation Party, withdraw from our territory at once. We seek no further bloodshed in the Amazon, and only wish to begin rebuilding the homes of our new Brazilian brothers and sisters. Regardless of whether or not you chose to stay, Huria will not be leaving our new provinces in South America. Interference will not be tolerated.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): The Scandinavian Empire must support the Hurian action of annexing Brazil. While we are still unclear on the initial motives of the invasion, we still wish to retain humanitarian presence in Brazil. The Scandinavian delegation wishes you the best of luck in healing this broken land, whether your intentions lean good or bad.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Huria thanks you. I would like to apolegize for my brother's hostile behavior toward your people in the preceding meeting.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Regardless of any annexation to territory you think you own, the Allied States will continue to recognize the real Brazilian government. Your intolerance of interference makes little difference to the fact that there will be interference and quite a lot thereof. I implore you to recognize the fact that at least three superpower nations are actively participating against your actions in Brazil and any continuance may lead to the eventual destruction of Huria.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): Why is it that the Allied States government continues to intervene in the affairs of foreign nations? Isn't that one of the reasons why the first "United" States collapsed as it did? While some actions of the Hurian forces in Brazil might be called... uncivilized... it is not in the place of the American government to act as if it were the international police. Some irony is present there, I suppose.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Indeed. And you must consider that those three "superpowers" still have yet to expell Hurian forces from Brazil. And as proven evident, Hurian citizens don't appear all to thrived with the idea that they may be forced out of their new home. And let's not forget to mention the Brazilian population that voted overwhelmingly for unification with Huria following the invasion you and "superpower" allies failed to stop. Huria's military forces are larger and better experienced, and though we may not have all of the technological advances as the ASA, we have conquered Brazil with no need of drones, stealth bombers, and limitless funds. Your arrogance will be your downfall, just as it was for the United States.
 * Foreign Minister Yuri Avanev (Novaya Zemlya Free Republic): I agree with the Skandinavian prince that it is not the Allied States or Everett's job to intervene in this conflict. The BLA seems to be managing quite well on its own, and the war has not ascended to any level high enough that we need to interfere, not as yet. Maybe this can be resolved without too much bloodsled, which excessive intervention will just provoke.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): The rebels only have two options. Stand down, or be annihilated. There will be no negotiations, no mercy, and no interference. The BLA has been standing in the way of progress, and their insolent attempts to liberate a dead country has be tolerated long enough.
 * Ambassador to the UN Keith Beggs (Allied States): Honorable colleagues from Novaya Zemlya and Scandinavia, the Allied States is part of this organization only to show willingness to cooperate, not to be governed by it nor its members. We will enforce democracy, human rights and justice throughout the globe. We do not recognize Huria's occupation of Brazil thus calling it sovereign is way out of line. If neither the General Assembly or Security Council takes action, the Allied States will intervene on its own behalf and on behalf of the Brazilian people. Be warned, Misses Williams, we do not tolerate your nation's policy nor am I charmed by your boastful comments about your people and your military. In addition to this, your latest comment about not even seeing the possibility of negotiations, I will recommend to the President and immediate response. Consider this your final warning to remove yourself from Brazil.
 * UN Ambassador Khalid Al Mawali (United Emirates): Do not attempt to threaten the world with your killings and other injustices. If you want the international community to liberate your leader through the necessary protocols, you to should do the same instead of killing innocent civilians. As for the Brazil issue, there is no way to prevent you from completely sabotaging the referendum and votes in your favor. Brazilians would not supporty you, much less the Bolivians. I would like to propose that the ICC be investigated for their unlawful arrest, but the United Emirates believes it is not safe to release Mr. Williams yet, due to recent threats directed by the Hurian delegation at other nations and their citizens,
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): "Josephine Williams, you are hereby ordered by the executive branch of the Union of Everett to vacate Union of Everett territory. Your stay at our hotels have been revoked and your property transferred to your awaiting aircraft. Upon the end of this UN meeting, you are to leave this nation and are restricted from return. As per orders of the Union of Everett President, you are, along with your husband, Dictator Williams, banned from this nation, for your extraordinary and disgusting behavior. In addition to this, for the sake of your own security, you will be transferred via helicopter from the UN grounds to La Guardia international airport. Our citizenry have become violently upset with your presence and our intelligence has confirmed several threats of assassination against you by militant groups. Future representation must be through a none political official, as yourself, your husband or others or your military officials, for the sake of preventing assassinations and for the sake of ensuring that your government not be within our borders. An escort service will be waiting for you at the end of this meeting."
 * Representative of the Department of State (Union of Everett): "Thank you, Mr. Representative, in regards to your claims of annexation and Brazilian support, this nation does not recognize it, we will not support it, we will not respect it. We will in addition, NOT tolerate any attempt by your government to commence a similar mass genocide of Brazilian minorities, as you did in your own country. Any reports of killings of homosexuals, transgenders, non-Christians, abuse of women, children, rapes or kidnapping and use of Brazilian minors in armed conflict, will result in immediate and intense military action on the part of the Union of Everett and its allies."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): This isn't Everetti territory, and Maurice is my brother, moron. We will begin killing off any supporters of Everett or the ASA, and any attempt to interfere will be meet with swift action from the military of Huria. Additionally, my brother has already been released, and is at home in Huria. As for threatening the world, is it we because of our unwillingness to conform to Western ideals, or you for your need to invade other soverign nations to force your sick and immoral ways upon others to lessen the digust that others feel when they see two man performing acts they were not meant to do. The only extraordinary and disgusting behavior I've seen is the twisting and perversion of marriage to fit your "feelings". Should we not legalize one's right to marry children or animals? Because after all, you can't control who you love, and nobody should tell you otherwise. Listen here, non-Christians will be burned, rape victims will suffer their pains, children will be used as shields, and gay and transgenders shall be tortured for their crimes. We will do it because we can. You Everett, and your allies, are bullies. Imposing YOUR views of a "free society" on those who do not want it. Our citizens our violently upset at your aweful laws and lax view of humanity and punishment. Your inability to stop us in Brazil and Africa have proven that you have no strength. It has also proven that Hurian citizens are not afraid of you or your military. And you still haven't learned one important lesson. You are following close in the footsteps of the United States. You will be corrupted, you will become unpopular, and you can only push the world so far before it pushes back.

''Keith Beggs face-palms as the EV Department of Homeland Security enters the United Nations General Assembly meeting. He proceeds to take his things and leave the chamber, not saying a word.'' The East Asian delegates leave the conference.
 * Foreign Affairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): The Kingdom of Europa expresses it support for Everett's stance, but if it's not too much to ask, please wait until after the meeting before allowing in Homeland Security. They are making a disruption and we would not want to cause a scene again. Ms. Williams, you are right in that this is not Everetti territory, but nothing more. Your threats and accusations will get you no real support, but your crimes agains humanity and violations of countless moral and international laws will see your country in a hellhole. You do not know what the world and its superpowers are capable of, and you do not want to wake the sleeping dragon that will destroy you for your sins.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Sins? If you haven't notice Ms. Bruni, Huria's citizens pick up and read their Bibles. They know why homosexuality is wrong. They know why blaming God for all of their problems is misplaced. If I have any sins, it's because I've tolerate these non-sense for so long on my brother's behalf. And Huria too is a superpower if you haven't yet noticed. We conquered a country that was supposedly better off than Huria. We control an entire alliance deticated to the continued independence of African states. And we are well versed in the ways of nuclear technology. We have several tens of millions of citizens trained in the ways of war. They are required to train with their firearms, and keep them on hand at all times. They are uniformed, and are well aware of the current state of affairs around the world. They know of your actions, and are disgusted by them. My brother does as the people wish. When they want the gays burned in the streets, and he saw to it the a cloud of smoke blocked out the sun. When they wanted an invasion of Brazil, he saw to it that the rivers of the Amazon overflowed with blood. When they want Everett to perish, he will to it that it's existence is erased from the history books. You attempt to scare us into believing that we will become a wasteland because we don't follow you rules, when other nations who never heard of them were prospering long you arrived. Huria isn't afraid of you, we know your strengths, and we know how to exploit them. If ever there was a sleeping dragon, we would be it.
 * Representative of the Department of State (Union of Everett): "Then be warned. As permissed by my executive superiors, the first confirmations of mass genocides against Brazilians will result in a declaration of war against your nation and to prevent as much death and damage as possible towards the Brazilians, my executive superiors have authorized our nation to use extreme and over-necessary force to stop your rampage across the globe."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Huria will then see to it that any invasion by Everett will result in the suffering of its citizens to the fullest possible extent.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): These are the reasons that your idea of a country will not fly with the rest of the world. You may not rampage, mass murder, and invade whatever territories you like. I suppose, as "good Christians", you would know now to murder. Cascadia is in full support of the Union of Everett.
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): "Ms. Williams, you claim to be a good Christian and you claim to "follow the bible". I don't know which bible you are reading from, ma'am, but the Lord states specifically, thou shall not kill and that vengeance against the wicked is his only. Your actions of killing and mass murdering and torturing people, violates his Word directly which includes to love your neighbor and not to kill. You disgrace Christian people like myself, who actually follow his word. I may not agree with some policies of my country, but that does not give me to right to kill those I dislike according to God's Word. You and your brother ignore these vital commandments from God and these things is what will send you and him to hell."
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): Why can't just all be friends! The Prince breaks down in tears.
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): The Bible also say man shall not lay down with man, but your President appears to find that rather difficult to follow. And isn't your policy to drop a fusion bomb on any nation that looks at you funny? Is that not a violation of your beliefs of vengence, Representative? You do not follow his word and have no reason to say anything of the sort. You defend the digusting actions of homosexuals in this country, which is a huge violation of the Bible you read and I both read. So until you've handled that, keep your mouth shut. And look what you've done. You've made the Prince cry.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): History has taught us lesson that war does not solve problems; it only ends in bloodshed. Time and time again humanity has taught itself this lesson only to ignore past mistakes. Mistakes are meant to teach us to not repeat them. In an ideal world, differences in beliefs should be solved by dialogue. In this meeting, both sides have shown this delegation that this is not possible. The savagery of this session is abhorrent and all its participants, representatives of the great peoples of this Planet should be shamed.

The Skandinavisk delegates leave the building. Everett delegates leave the room. The Hurian delegates leave the building. The Novaya Zemlya Free Republic delegates leave the building.
 * Prince Otto II (Empire of Skandinavia): As of May Ninth, *sniffle* Two Thousand and Twelve, Skandinavia *sniffle* officially ends its participation in this international organization. *Sniffle* If you wish to contact our government, *sniffle then do so in a civilized manour please. *Sniffle* Goodbye, this was a nice job.
 * Representative of the Department of Homeland Security (Union of Everett): Seeing that this meeting has obviously had no effect on attempting to communicate with the Hurian officials, we will be leaving and awaiting Ms. Williams outside at the heliport for her transfer to La Guardia to leave the country."
 * Foreign Minister Josephine Williams (Hurian Federation): Well then, this will be a memorable experience for a later date. If there's nothing else to discuss, I'll be taking my leave.
 * Foreign Minister Yuri Avanev (Novaya Zemlya Free Republic): Well, this doesn't seem to have helped us at all. We will send support to our fellow Vanev members in Africa in case Huria attacks them, but we still view this all as unneccessary conflict.

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 27th, 2012)
The Hurian representatives leave the building. President Spencer's videophone feed forwards to Secret Service live video of the Jackson residence in Everett City, depicting dead bodies of what is identified by a Secret Service agent as Hurian death squad agents. Video footage depicts Jackson residence exploding. '''UN Representative Jackson is evacuated by Secret Service agents. Spencer's video feed shuts down, only leaving a laughing skull and cross bones. 1''' Hurian video feed end.
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): On behalf of my government, I have been requested to annouce to the United Nations and the world, that Huria shall be withdrawing its forces for Brazil. We are taking along with us loyal citizens who have decided to keep the Hurian citizenship, and military forces from Brazilian territories who have also agreed to remain with us. It should be noted that the Amazon Rainforest has, as a result of Hurian chemical warfare, been rendered somewhat toxic. We would like to warn you that the damage caused by the toxins has twisted the minds of the native population, and that any attempts to rebuild will difficult. Brazil is broken, shattered, and polluted, and most of the land is no longer productive. Millions of Brazilians have died int he wars there, and infertility has begun to take root in some parts of the country. Long story short; you can have Brazil. We don't want it.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "You and your country is full of sick fucks. The fact you have come to the UN to announce your bullshit with a tone of arrogance and smart-assry is uncalled for. Justice will be had for the disgusting and gross offenses against not just humanity but all life on this little planet, you and your retarded leadership have committed. There will never be any recognition by my nation of your nation or your people, culture, identity, sovereignty, government or your President. The fact that you morons invaded Brazil for no goddamn reason only to abandon it because YOU all fucked it up, is even more outrageous. The Union of Everett pledges it 100% and total support for the Brazilian people and will do everything in its power to attempt to recover what can be recovered and calls on every sane nation of this planet to aid in repairing what I would consider the most devastating act of inhumane stupidity EVER displayed in the history of stupid atrocity. In addition, the Union of Everett is hereby severing and revoking all citizenship and therefore deporting all Hurian immigrants who live or reside within my borders. GET OUT."
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): Look at you kick and scream. Are you mad that your "perfect society" failed to protect its "ally" and "friend"? We just did for, what you would call, the "lulz". I'm no internet junky like yourself, but all I know is that Brazil was the wrong target for Hurian expansion. We've decided that Africa is more suited to our unique tastes. I only speak on behalf of my government, and bear no ill will against you or the people of Brazil. However, I do wonder as to how you plan to spread the death and destruction that the now leaderless Brazil is undergoing. No government, no laws, and no police force has left Brazil is a state of epidemic rioting. More people are being killed now than my people ever thought. I share my people's desire for war, as it is fun. But I never thought the Brazilians would kill more of their own than we did. How Everett plans to solve this issue is something I wish to see.
 * Representative to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett): "This is disturbing behavior and I do not understand how a human being such as yourself can be so cold and hateful. In addition to our call for aid in Brazil, the Union of Everett proposes to the Security Council a total embargo, complete sanctions and strict blockade of Huria globally, by all nations. This mentality cannot be allowed to go uncorrected. We propose a total lockdown of all relations, trade, commerce, travel, transit, tourism and technological access between the world and Huria. I call for the severance of internet and communications lines and total freeze of assets and a halt of every form of trade and commerce."
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): Huria has gotten along rather fine without you, and it can continue to do so for much of the foreseeable future. Do you think we'd risk our industrial independence, agricultural production, and technological advancement without developing a system to preserve them? We have run the risk of fighting all of Earth. Why would we ask you for food, and then bite your hand? We make our own guns. We grow our own food. And we design our own technology. We need nothing from you cretin. What you fail to realise is that Huria's hand stretch farther than Africa Mr. Jackson. Should you continue to run your mouth off at you betters, then Huria shall see to it that Mrs. Alisha and her children die along with you.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): sighs heavily... "Mrs. Haidalla, I'd watch your language while you speak your shit talking in my country or maybe my police forces will choose to not stop the thousands of enraged protesters standing outside this building from killing you here on international soil. We have confirmed death threats against your life in the number of dozens so far... maybe my federal agencies will not bother to stop them today."
 * Representative to the UN Darius Jackson (Union of Everett) holds head in his palms, begins to pray silently
 * Representative to the UN Fanta Haidalla (Hurian Federation): You can speak a real game behind that screen Spencer, but I doubt you'd say much it were just the two of us. Continue to pray Mr. Jackson. Your much better that way. As for me, my time here is down. My men will shoot any protesters that try anything stupid. However, if your tempted, my death will do nothing but gain Everett the hatred of the world. Just think. The "paragon of international justice" bows to vigilantism, and its savage citizeny prove they are no bettet than those they condemn. I wish I could see what my death would bring, but alas, now is not the time.
 * Permanent Representative to the UN Kim Sook (East Asian Federation): "Now that the opposition has exit the conference, we can turn to business. It is with great pride that I second the Everetti representative's motion for a complete embargo of the Hurian Federation. Furthermore, if it pleases the secretary-general, on behalf of my government, I motion to suspend indefinitely the membership of the Hurian Federation to the United Nations, everyone immediately. This that to civilized society can no longer be ignored, and we must act."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): President Spencer, you killed my friend. No sniper could have gotten as close as he did without government help. Mr. Jackson shall now pay the price for Fanta's death. Darius, call your wife. She has a fewast words she would to share with you.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "Don't be a moron, Williams. Your little death team is already dead. EDS picked up on your shit within seconds, Secret Service executed each one of them via bullet to the head. At this point I have no regard for you, or any diplomatic immunity your stupid nation may have. Any further provocation from you.. Maurice.. it will be your last."
 * Militant Forces Secret Service Agent Richie (Union of Everett): "Miss President, people of the United Nations assembly, here we have Hurian death squad agents. These men attempted to invade the home of the Jacksons and attempted to kill Mrs. Jackson and his children. These men were kill by our Secret Service team with zero Everetti casualties. This is the kind of people we are dealing with."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "Simply put, Maurice Williams is a terrorist and a war criminal and should have been shot in the face when the ICC and INTERPOL first arrested him."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Huria )(via videophone): Hahaha! You don't think I'd send some trainees in without a backup plan do you? Your wife was still in the house Darius. Look at the screen.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "The Union of Everett hereby declares total war with the Hurian Federation. We call on our NATO and PAFF allies as per our alliances for having been attacked in an act of terrorism to declare war on the Hurian state. You will be joining bin Laden soon, Williams."
 * Supreme Commander Maurice Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Ohhh. Looks like your death count just went up Mr. Richie. Hahahaha!!! And Miss Spencer, I hope you will be joining me and bin Laden for poker in Hell. Goodbye.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): If you wouldn't mind me interjecting. I feel that with the change of leadership in Huria, you could probably get along with these new young folk. I may not know much about African politics or Hurian militarism, but I do know that none of you wanna be getting yourself into horrendous scuff. At the end of the day, Huria's gonna be Huria, and Everett's gonna be Everett. If I'm correct, and most times I am, this is a Sparta versus Athens scenario. I'm an old man, and I don't want to see all these young bodies thrown into a pointless war because you two can't get passed each others ideological differences. I wanna see these kids grow up. I want them to live as long as I have. I want them to have kids and to share with them the good memories of the past, not of another war story about about two brutes killing each other over ideas and wrongs. Huria's in the wrong for its genocidial actions, but Everett, you gotta prove your better than this. If you go into Huria, well then, you might as well not come back out. I for one wouldn't invade it, as there'd be a gun behind every blade of grass. Your walking into a nation that trains it's young to kill before they can read. And you ain't got no reason to fear a Hurian invasion. You've got more guns in space than that stars that litter it. This ain't war either of ya'll gonna win, and I for one don't wanna see no death in the tens of millions in the last years of my life. Blockade Huria, sanction it too if it'll do. But don't go marching into it. Your a strong nation. But your soldiers are still meat! They ain't got no special powers, and they sure as hell ain't got no second lives. This isn't any of the Andrean Republic's business, but it damn well will be if Huria starts shooting off it's nukes. And anthrax, VX, and all them deadly little toxics don't need to reach your shores to kill your people, or mine! I've been reading up on what them weapons can do, and them payloads, once released, they can travel in the air, affecting everything in it's path. You definitely got weapons I thought I'd never see in my lifetime. But unless you got some way of cleaning off them toxics off ya food, you ain't got no chance at winning either!
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Martin, you are forgetting one thing: the west does not need to enter Huria to obliterate its people. Huria's opponents have long-range weapons capable of annihilating its toxic weapons. This is a war Huria clealy cannot win, and it is in their best interest that they surrender to the world.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I ain't stupid! I know what you got! I know Maurice Williams personally, and I know Huria's capabilities. It's scary I'll tell you that much. They been working on some stealth missiles. Things can get pass EMP sensors you been making. And unless you got some of them gas masks, the air gonna get poisioned. VX ain't an explosion, it's a gas. A gas that can kill upon touching ya skin. I don't want to be around when that happens. But if Huria decides to put that stuff in the atmosphere, then we all gonna die!
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): It cain't and ain't gonna be put better than Mr. Martin said. If we let the Huria take an appropriate amount of land in Africa then I'm sure they'll stop their whole world domination thing.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I agree. I know the Williams Family, and I know a bit about them Hurian folk. They just want Africa. It's a great evil, but if it puts them to rest, and they leave the rest of the world at peace, its a nessassary evil. Heck, Maurice was in the middle of a campaign when Everett killed that young Hurian woman. He was just trying to do right by her, but made the wrong choices. I ain't condoning him or nothin', but I think that Everett and Huria are gonna kill us all if they let their emotions and views cloud their heads.

United Nations Meeting (New York City May 30, 2012)
Video feed ends. Hurian video connections fail
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): The Kingdom of Texas has taken this moment to announce that the former Republics of Uruguay and Paraguay have been liberated by a task force of the Texas Rangers, and that intern governments will be installed while elections can be taken under way. The Texan government is shocked at the audacity of the Hurian Government to lie at such ravaged conditions.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Mr. Brown, please speak more clearly as too what "lies" you accuse Huria of.
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): The sight of those people was inhuman. We have never dealt with such death on a horrendous scale. Their water supplies were virtually unusable, and because they had so little water for three days, the death of their people was unfathomable. We are sickened that you would say that they enjoyed your rule, but it was apparent they had only suffered.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Every conquered nation has always had those who supported their new rulers. The poor who had been neglected by their governemnts found a new friend in Huria. Additionally, those who supported our occupation left when we did, travelling to Huria before Texan "troops" arrived. We care not for the rebel, the weak, or the stupid. Those are the ones you found. Additionally, it was for years of war that ravaged the region. We only had a few months to begin rebuilding. Of course, now the greater have of South America is equatable to a Third World country, I doubt anyone we be rebuilding for some time.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "The rebuilding process has already begun. Our aid forces and supplies have reached the Brazilians and our part in the PAFF relief operations is underway. We also support the Texans and back up their statements at the gross atrocity that took place at the hands of the Hurian government and military. While the toll on the loss of life is severe, the Brazilian people, upon seeing the arrival of their true allies, have regained their morale and the Brazilian nation will rebuild and will return to the world stage."
 * UN Ambassador Balsan Abjan (Turkicstan): Turkicstan would like to inform that it is taking full part in the PAFF relief operations in Brazil, and neighbouring countries, ravaged by the Hurian Federation's inhuman campaign in the countries.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Of your rebuilding efforts I care not. My concern is with the rebuilding of Africa. The re-establishment of order, peace, and prosperity ripped away from the people by the wiles of Europeans, Americans, and foreigners all together. Rebuild your precious Brazil. I'm I sure they will contribute something of worth to the world sometime in the far-off future. Africa has no protector, no friend, no "true" ally. As Mr. Martin stated, Huria no longer harbors any interest in world affairs. We plan to keep ourselves isolated while we assist in rebuilding our home continent, and want no disturbence in our lives from Everett, Turcistan, or Texas. We are willing to pay in reparation for the damages caused to Brazil, ꕉ35 billion nauyi, and nothing more. If you do not want our money, then leave us be. We have more troubling concerns to deal with.
 * Foreign Minister Alaina Roberts (Cascadia): "Essentially, what you have done, is invaded a country, ravaged it and reduced it to rubble, and left. How many other countries will you be giving this inhuman treatment to? And what exactly are these "more troubling concerns", if I may ask?"
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Well, first and foremost, our concerns are none of your business. But to please your febble mind, I shall explain. Huria's population has tripled in size as of today. We are focused on the redistribution of wealth and benefits in our nation, and rebuilding aged infaustruture and industries. As to you other question. Yes. But not "we" in the normal sense. Our people had no plans to enter Brazil at first. It was a move made by the old administration. The new administration had no plans of entering that wasteland, but that was not something I, having been Supreme Commander for no more than two days, had any say in when my father ordered the invasion. While I was responsible for collecting intelligence on Brazil's strengths and weaknesses, I was not the one who ordered the invasion. As to your insult, yours seems to be a suitable canidate for that treatment you speak of. I have no problem sending an army to your shores to quite you, so long as Everett has no qualms of us entering their backyard to do so.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "Do not dare to continue your threats here. Your government has caused enough tragedy. We will not tolerate any more of it."
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): I'll threaten whoever I want, when I want. Need I remind you of how my father dealt with Mr. Jackson? I can easily do the same with your family Mr. Obama. So learn to keep your mouth shut when your superiors are speaking. While I'm still on the phone, I would like Everett to know that Huria has occupied Jamaica. Its people called for intergration with Huria, and thus we sent troops to fulfill that request. No need to paint it as an invasion, as videos from that country clearly show the Jamaicans asking for the help, and the other showing them rejoicing over the arrival of Huria forces. Unless you get enough paid actors to show the event otherwise, I doubt you can find a way to show Huria as an aggressor.
 * Secretary of State Barack Obama (Union of Everett): "Once again, we WILL NOT tolerate your threats of violence against innocent lives, including my own children. The Union of Everett, in agreement with previous demands from other Security Council members, agrees and is in favor of, removing from this organization of peace and justice, the Hurian Federation, who even in its new leadership, refuses to be diplomatic in issues and carries out acts of terror and murder against the innocent across the globe."
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "I support this action. All other members of the Security Council, please submit your votes for the dismemberment of Huria from the United Nations. Also, Brianna, best shut up, pedo-girl."
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): Ah, Kaitlyn. Speaking as if you'd actually stand a chance in a real fight. If you cannot chose who you love, or if such a feeling is natural, why is it wrong? The child is obivously capable of making such decisions on their own, such as choosing their religion, what sex they are, or if they are gay or not. So why not make the decision to have sex? And unlike homosexuality, pedophilia is not condemned anywhere in the Bible. I take my leave. And Mr. Obama. There is nowhere you or your family can hide. We will be watching you closely. We will be coming for you shortly.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): Barrack, don't you let her get to you. She definitely axe-crazy, but she ain't stupid. You gonna be just fine, she just trying to tease you is all. And Kaitlyn, Huria got no place in this house of peace, but they's still a nation, and they be representing half of Africa. You be taking away the voice of half a billion people if ya did. I certainly trust this new gal lots more over her Daddy. Not enough to warrant my giving her my wallet, but enough to keep on my good side. Huria ain't gonna go looking for no war with Everett, but they sure as hell ain't gonna go without a fight if ya do. Keep em on the spot, and they ain't gonna go doin' some stupid.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "The Republic of China can not sit here idly by and watch the world crumble under some tyrant regime, my people have seen this game played time and time again. With the help of the western world, and the strength of the Chinese man power, we can finally destroy this threat. Ms. Spencer, other respected members of these United Nations, we look forward to working side by side in the battle.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): Mr. Hu, I respect your decision, but Huria has more military manpower than you, and they train to kill far longer than any normal human being needs to. Now I'm not saying you should not fight Huria. Hell, nuke it if you need to, I wouldn't say a thing. But Huria is looking for a reason to march on the world. They want to kill billions of people. How they do it, they don't care. But know this much about them. They will not go without a fight. If anything, they'll drag the whole damn would into destructionif it means walking away with a victory. I want Huria to be deleted. I really do. But your going to lose too many men to justify walking into a killzone. I support the decision to kick Huria out of the United Nations, but what you keep falling to realize is that Huria represents 243 million people. That is almost a quarter of Africa. These people have been brainwashed into believing Huria is offering them something of value. And in fact, they are. Huria has done a good job of restoring peace and order to vast swathes of Africa, but they do it with the intentions of using their people to wage a war of genocide in the end. If you attempt to stop them, Huria will use this as propaganda, telling Africans that the world doesn't want a prosperous Africa. And you know what? They're gonna buy it. Africans are walk right into Huria's little trap, and in the end, we make them more powerful, and we end up killing more people. Any war with Huria will result in hundreds of millions of deaths. I truely want to see an Africa that can be proud of working with the world, not a Hurian Africa. But if it means killing millions so that we can sleep better at night, I want no part in stopping them.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "More military manpower than, China? Do you not think the Communist did not train our men to fight to the death? Do you not think they were trained to fight off America, India, or Russia? We are not a mere shadow of Communist China, with the help of the west our troops will be equipped to the finniest, trained greatly. Ms. Williams, can you sleep knowing that tons of people are being killed each day, just for the sake of being different, or another country being invaded for no apparent reason? I think you fail to realize that China represents more then billion people, we are ready.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): The Huria kill for sport. They kill for fun. They kill for the sake of killing. You people fight for your country. But your people do it with the expectation that they will not have to fight again. The Huria want to fight. They want to fight all the time. That's the differnce. They want to fight. Your people do not. No one wants to kill anybody. The Hurians do. Hurian fight from the time they are born, and fight to the time they die. Their kids will kill other kids just for the sake of it. Their INHUMAN! Their monsters, their murderers, they kill babies and joke about it with their friends. They kill kids in front of their parents, and torture people for entertainment. My uncle created Huria with the hope it would lead Africans to better future. But all it has done is nurtured monsters that the Assyrians, Mongols, Philistines, and the savage Picts would be disgusted by. When Huria fights, they do no relient, they do not surrender, they do not hide. Your people have no interest in killing, and I would be surprised if they did. You think you have superior weapons, but Huria makes theirs to cause as much pain and suffering as humanly possible. You kill one million Hurian, they kill two Chinese. In the end, you destroy Huria, but you yourself are also destroyed in the process. Please, think about the consequences. They want this. They want you to fight them, and they want a reason to kill everyone. It doesn't matter who it is. Anyone will do. Please. Think about the death you will be inflicting on yourselves.
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): A message for me? Mr. Hu, indeed I can. My sweet parents raised me to be a killer. If I don't, then I've failed them. I believe in the teachings of the Hurian Federation. You want to kill me because I'm different. I believe killing is entertaining. You don't. We come from two very different cultures. You gave yours up to be Everett. Huria did not. If China wishes to fight a superior army, then so be it.
 * General Director Cotton Brown (Kingdom of Texas): Will the Williams and the Chinese please quit rambling on about a war? This is an organization created to cease world violence, and obviously some people cannot handle themselves. Texas votes for an end to this meeting before things go out of hand.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): I agree. This is too much for today.
 * General Hu Yong (Republic of China): "We will bury you."
 * The General bangs his shoe on the podium.
 * President Anthony Williams (Andrean Republic of America)(via videophone): What the hell did I do?
 * Supreme Commander Brianna Williams (Hurian Federation)(via videophone): He's mad because his penis is tiny cousin.
 * Representative Robert Hermanus (Union of Benelux)  [jumps up from his seat near the back of the assembly room] : Enough! The integrity of this organization has already been reduced to dirt. Mister Secretary General, if you do not stop this utter nonsense RIGHT NOW I will move for a vote of no confidence in your leadership. Disconnect the Hurian video-feed permanently and please let diplomatic process continue.
 * Secretary of State Kyle Martin (Andrean Republic of America): I hope there ain't no hard feelings when I say I agree with Mr. Hermanus. Please cut the line.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett)(via videophone): "I'll shut the bitch up."

Representatives in the room begin to appluade

United Nations Meeting (New York City June 2, 2012)

 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I'm aware that my coming here is rather foolish to say the least, but hoping that that fool of a president, Kaitlyn, is as civilized as she wants to portray herself, the this commitee will be willing to listen to my proposal, without Everett causing a mess of the diplomatic process this establishment wishes to maintain.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "The only fools this organization has had to deal with for the past month has been your relatives."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): While I'm willing to agree with that, you have made yourselves look no better with the blatant assassination of Hurian representatives, and the deporting of officials representating half of the African people. Speak not of fools when you dance to the same tune. Now, my proposal is simple. I wish to fix Huria's "issues" with the world. My father decided he wanted to play with fire, and got 4th degree burns as a result. My sister thought that it would be cool to do the same, and now she's sitting in a burn unit. I'm no idiot, and I don't plan on raising my kids in a wasteland. Thus, I approach the nations of the world with a request for peace. I'm willing to pay ₣450 billion fedhas in reparations to Brazil. I cannot offer anytihng more than that. The LGBT community in Huria will be offered safe passage to Everett. I cannot let them stay, as my people will kill them on the spot once they know who they are and where they live. And though I cannot remove the troops from Jamaica, you can rest assured that Colonel Savane is no murderer, and like his predeccessor, who we all know Everett killed, he wishes only only the best for the people under his care. I extend a open hand of peace to Everett and the world. Now, are you willing to accept it?
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "For the sake of ending this potential life-exterminating war, I agree. We need your word that no further acts of inhumane violence are induced against foreign nations by your government, military and people. We cannot allow for further devastation as seen in Brazil."

North American, European and South American representatives applaud

Hurian leader and delegates leave
 * The Sovereign (Kingdom of Texas): Bravo!
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): You shall have it. Though I expect that Everett will respect the choices that Hurian citizens make in the future. And that Everett will not interfere in the diplomatic process at the United Nations, nor assassinate its appointed officials out of spite of another culture. We've seen your hypocricy at work, and Huria isn't too happy about that. I would also like an apolegy for the murder of Mrs. Haidalla to take back to her family, in return for an apolegy to give to Mr. Jackson.
 * President Kaitlyn Rachel Spencer (Union of Everett): "We cannot apologize for the actions of a citizen but I suppose an apology is in order, as I specifically ordered my authorities to ignore assassination attempts against your... representative."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Ahem. Your biased stance is sickening. But I suppose that is the way of politics. On behalf of the Military Government of the Hurian Federation and it's Citizen-Soldiers, I apologize for the murder of Darius Jackson's wife and children, as well as the deaths of the Brazilians and their allies. I truely hope that we can work together in the future. I take my leave.
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): Mr. Williams, I do applaud your actions but I am still concerned about your military in Jamaica. They are a member of the NAM and one of our allies, and each one of those nations has every right to be free from foreign occupation.
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I'm not to sure of the reasons, but the Jamaican people did request the occupation. I would gladly remove my troops, but that wouldn't sit well with the people. Until then, we will just have suffer the occupation.
 * Foreign Afairs Secretary Carla Bruni (Europa): No people really want to be under occupation, thwy may be threatened or scared into supporting it, but it is not a wholehearted support. If you wanted to help out Jamaica, you should start a foreign development or assistance agency, in order to avoid violent "support" and to be more welcomed in the international community.
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Madame, you truely know nothing of war or occupation. Surely your people were overjoyed with the Allied occupation of your country when Mussolini was removed. And what of many other European countries that benefited from occupation. Keep your nose to yourself. The Jamaicans approached us for the occupation, and we agreed. If occupation is wrong, then why does Everett occupy Somalia, Afganistan, and Brazil? The people don't want it from what you say. I have, as many of my Hurian peers have, studied military and social behavior. That's why my people have done such a wonderful job at keeping most warzones under control. Now, you saw like most of the world, what happened when Colonel Gahiji Kwachum was murdered by Everetti assassins. The Jamaican people rallied behind the Hurian troops in the outrage of his death. If there are any opposers to Huria's occupation, then I nor my generals have found none. Now, I shall be on my way, and I leave a representative that I hope Everett will not kill out of their twisted sense of morality, and in my steed. Treat her right, and Huria will not murder any of your own officials. Good day.

United Nations Meeting (New York City July 2, 2012)

 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "G'day, I'm pleased to open this session in person, while I'm here visiting the Western Americans, I was invited to open this secession of the July United Nation's Meeting. Frankly' it appears the world is on the edge of a tango, and frankly I don't want to go to buggery town with some foreign nation and have Aussies get shot down the dunny for issues that could be settled here. I'd like to discuss the issue of the increased tensions between nations, as well with a voting succession to decided the fate of this International Arms Regulation parchment. The movement of 25,000 troops into Jamaica, expected from Huria is one of the most alarming of these issues, is there a current status on the Jamaican Island, should we be worried?
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): The Jamaican people have voiced no wishes for Hurian troops to leave at the time being. We will leave when the people of Jamaica request it. Until then, whether or not we plan to send one thousand or one million soldiers there should be of no concern to you. Texas' actions in the region and their plans to invade Mexico from what my intelligence tells me is the only reason I authorized the transfer of those troops to Jamaica.
 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Aye, there's no evidence of such a thing, Texas and Mexico is at a situation that can be handled easily. The border issues as with case of the ambassador to Texas, whom is a fellow bloke, he was issued the report to be on our nippy toes over some border issues. The problem won't get out of hand, 25,000 troops is a large presence in an Caribbean Island Mr. Williams."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): I agree that 25,000 men and women is a large number, but you must remember that I wish to protect 2 million civilians. As you assure that the situtation is under control, then I shall lower this number to 5,000 troops. But I warn you that you are responsible for seeing to it your troops keep the peace in the region you occupied. If any of the Jamaican people are harmed in any conflict between those two states, Austraila shall be held responsible.
 * Prime Minister Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Why would Aussies take the hit for actions we barely have a say in, while we are a new force in the area, cooperation with Everett is very important, in which I deeply hope our mates on the East Coast will comply on actions that are needed for the well being of North Americas, and all peoples around the world. "
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Very well. Yet I hope you understand my reasoning on the matter.

United Nations Meeting (New York City July 10, 2012)

 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Greetings. Today, I would like to request of the world that President Kaitlyn Spencer be brought up on war crimes and crimes against humanity, including the obstruction of obstruction of justice and the illegal use of force in Jamaica to kill Colonel Gahiji Kwachum, and here in New York to kill Fanta Haidalla, allowing a sniper to pass through their security and kill that noble woman. Huria has proof of these misdeeds, and demands that action be taken. President Spencer has used her power to attack nations who have chosen to defy her demands, such as the arrest of an entire government for passing a popular law in Afganistan, and the attempts to kill my father in the past. Also, she ruthlessly attacked a Saudi official for his comments on women, and also for her countless attempts to destroy the Islamic culture. I appeal to nations that have seen enough of this woman's vigilante "justice" and her attempts to force her beliefs on the international coummunity. One not look any further than her actions in Iran and Afganistan. Her support to overthrown democractically passed laws in her own nation and her attack on religion have gone too far. I am not a man of religion, yet I respect it enough to leave it be, and not stand in its way. I am not a ruthless man, for I only seek peace where peace is needed. I am not an unjust man, nor am I jealous, or a moralist. Kaitlyn Spencer on the other hand, is all of these and more. You may ask why I have come out of the blue with this request. Well, it is very simple. I cannot allow my children, my people, or those of others, to live in a world where Spencer; controlling world destroying weapons, endless hordes of drones, or managing a SDI system that can be used at any time to destroy a defenseless nation, is allowed to roam the streets, free to do as she wishes. Her actions in the past speak volumes of how quickly she would turn on those who make the mistake of thinking for themselves and living the way their or their people have chosen. I live now, hoping that you make the right choice, and that we may be able to put that monster in the deepest, darker cell on this green earth. Good day to you all.
 * Secretary of Justice Daniel Chang (Union of Everett): "Once again, Huria has come out crying to the international community about its feelings being hurt. We here submit these two crates of documentation on the Hurian Federation, all of it already widely public knowledge, of charges and crimes the Union of Everett is submitting to the International Criminal Court against Huria. Including are the finalized lists of names of the deceased from Brazil, all killed during Huria's slaughter of a campaign, included in the lists, the names of children, women and numbered fetuses killed as well, by Hurian soldiers, of the bodies retrieved, a total count of victims who had also been tortured or raped, of these, including children and women. We also have compounded a list of the total names from the death tolls caused by the Hurians during their genocide of homosexuals within their own country. Included are also a full listing of 374 Everetti tourists who have been killed in Brazil, Jamaica and in Africa by the Hurians including humanitarian aid workers in Uganda. Included is also a list of international United Nations aid workers, murdered in Uganda by Hurian aided Lord's Resistance Army forces as well as a partial list of recovered dead or injured Hurian and LRA child soldiers and rape victims. Please take the time to review all of this already fully public knowledge, that we all know are facts. Finally we have an economic toll included which shows the total impact on the globes economy as a result of Huria's choice to use hazardous bio-weapons against every country it chooses to invade. The result is a serious threat to the world's ability to resist famine and other natural catastrophes and a loss of a major global exporter of food products to nations across the globe."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation):  I am not responsible for the crimes of my father, and looking at intelligence collected from my sources and those of others, most of the dead and wounded came from the Brazilian side as their government collapsed. And the count of fetuses appears to be a shock tactic sir, something that can be consider a little too close to the belt. Shall I bring out the list of the dead civilians killed in your invasion of Yarphei? Iran? Iraq? How about Brazil? Somalia? Afganistan? What of the hundreds of thousands of unborn children slaughtered by Everetti doctors? Some 30 million I believe it was? The statistics say so right here. And Hurian intelligence finished reviewing the tapes detailing the Jamaican governors death. Here it is:
 * Video shows black clothed men bearing Everetti markings. They poision the food of the colonel. Colonel appears, eats, dies soon after.
 * You see, my father liked to keep an eye on his commanders, and when my sister took over, she was keen to do the same. Your lies have betrayed you today Everett. Your tourists were killed by Jamaican citizens after the good colonel was killed by your people, here's another video. My men stopped them from killing more of your people. And my men don't rape. Punishment for that is just. We wouldn't be the proper military nation if we left out discipline from our drilling regiments. Also, those 50 pounds of papers also include the reasons why my soldiers killed people. My grandfather was responsible for the genocide of the gays. My father was responsible for the genocide of the Brazilians. My sister, bless her soul, was in charge of the withdrawl of Hurian forces from your precious Brazil. I over saw the withdrawal of my troops from Uganda. Your attempts to protect your status a world ruler have failed. You cannot hide your crimes. If we are crying, then we have just cause for such. Did you not whine when my father invaded Brazil? I'm sure that Kaitlyn shed a metaphoric tear of some sort. Here is a crate of papers detailing all of Everett's crimes. The illegal execution of Osama bin Laden, preventing the world from trying him for his crimes. The murder of several democratically elected officials, of which Hadalla was one. The obsruction of justice, in which you illegally apprehended a head of state on neutral territory. The sanctioned murder of innocent politicians, and the attempted murder of a head of state. Huria has commited a number of misdeeds, but my people have never used freedom, justice, or peace as a fascade. You have lied to the world on a grand scale, in which you came to the poor presenting them with hope, but then controlling their lives as if they were mere puppets. I will make sure Huria never becomes like Everett. To put it this way, Huria is a thug who knowingly and shamelessly commits a crime. Everett is a parent, a mother, who betrays the trust of a child, and tries to make it something it is not or wants to be.
 * Secretary of Justice Daniel Chang (Union of Everett): "Your video is quite obviously a pathetic attempt at reenacting events that did not take place. We could just as easily create a video showing yourself dancing with the Care Bears. I do not plan to argue with you, sir, over arguments that have been battled before, so I will not lower myself to your level of calling out non-sense, like Osama bin Laden's crimes. He was tried, convicted and his sentence carried out. That is all I have to say."
 * Prime Minster Matthew Hill (United Commonwealth of Australia & New Zealand): "Oi, that looks like a damn fake to me mate, if you ask me. I do have a question for you Mr. Williams, where did you get the whites blokes, you must of had a hard time auditioning."
 * Supreme Commander Benjamin Williams (Hurian Federation): Hahaha. I don't waste government funds or taxpayers money on fake videos. And Mr. Hill, your ignorance is rather suprising. You must be unaware of my nation's white population. Does the fact the Huria is an African nation mean there is not white resident that calls it home? Or should it be that because your people obliterated an entire ethnic group that you assume all majority ethnic groups are as genocidal as your own? Anyway, I assure that this video is very real, and I was unaware nor interested in the investigation of the case up until I saw a number of Everetti murderers kill a dutiful commander of my military. He was a father, kind, a rare attribute of any Hurian, a Protestant, and more importantly, looking forward to leaving Jamaica in the capable hands of a government that he hoped would be prepared to care for the needs of its people. He told me he was looking forward to coming home and shaking the Jamaican sands out of his shoes. Looks like he will remain buried in it until my men are able to return his corpse home. And speaking of pathetic, shall we show the assembly the cheap monopoly factory you got those papers printed?