Simon Goldberg

Simon Goldberg is an extremely intelligent person who has studied both Ecology and Anthropology extensively. He is also a paranoid conspiracy theorist. He is also privy to true and accurate information regarding an extraterrestrial alien presence on Earth.

Simon emigrated from the USA in 2012, and settled in San José, Costa Rica, in anticipation of a "Global Climate Change" catastrophe. The microclimate, benign political attitude, high altitude, and relatively stable atmospheric pressure of Costa Rica made it an ideal location for Simon's "Relocation." In his communications with other conspiracy theorists, Simon was exposed to a transcript of a "communication" between an unknown entity and a "Lieutenant Commander 'Sil', an officer in the 'Imperial Navy'." Although everyone else in his limited circle of co-conspiracy-theorists discounted the transcript as the fabrication of some teenager on the Internet, Simon believed that it was authentic. After carefully considering the contents of that transcript, Simon became convinced that extraterrestrials were living on Earth and observing Humanity. As it turned out, Simon was right.