S.G.O.C.U.A.

An Overview of S.G.O.C.U.A.
S.G.O.C.U.A., or the "Society for Giving Orphaned Children to Uncaring Adults," specializes in giving orphans to adults they know won't care for them. S.G.O.C.U.A. was founded by bored officials of Shnoowurf. (Proof that government officials are evil!)

Stork
At one point, S.G.O.C.U.A. attempted to deliver the orphans using giant mutant storks. Half the times they tried, the stork ate the child. The other half, The child was dropped and died. The stork experiment was considered a complete success.