The World of... Stuff (Map Game)

This is a map game in a completely made-up world. I'm not sure if you have map games on Conworlds or not, but I was told by a reliable source you do. I probably should look into that... Anyway, here it is. The World of... Things, because I couldn't think of a better name. One will come to me later, though. Boshlankia, perhaps?

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Rules
Five "points" per person who wants to claim a country(s). That was horrible grammar. Oh well. One major major country is five points to obtain, one major country is four, one minor country is three, one completely irrelevant country is two, and one sucktastic country (You'll know one when you see one). No profanity and no unproper grimmar (Improper grammar is fine; only because I suck with grammar), and please do things that are realistic. By realistic, I mean, if nukes haven't been invented yet, don't nuke your neighbor country. However, your president could throw his shoe at a president of another country and start a world war. That's fine. For some reason... Also, I will be the only one to recruit moderators. You can reqyest (Request is too spelled with a Y) being amoderator if you feel like it, but there will be a maximum of five. Moderators will be the only ones to decide geographical stuff like deserts and oceans, and they will also enforce the rules. Oh and every country, with the exception of Gnocchi and Pokatto, starts out as a monarchy. Gnocchi is a lentocracy (in which the leader is a bean) and Pokatto is a parliamentary democarcy. Turns are every two years, and the next turn will be brought about when everybody has gone. When I decide no one else is goin to sign up for a country, then all sign ups are closed and the remaining countries will be contolled by whoever wants to take thier turn for them. I will want to do this a lot, and make them do things like throw shoes and start wars with eachother. You've been warned. Every 50 years, I (or one of the other moderators, for I am very lazy) will make an archive. That is alot of rules. Please do not be intimidated.

-Boshlank

Major Major Countries
Fopergia - It encompasses a lot of stuff, like major tade routes and whatnot. It is composed of two peninsulas, along with parts of "The Grand Isthmus", which is essentially the most major contintent. It's a mountain chain with many peninsulas, lots of which are bigger than others. Fopergians speak Foregian, and the dominant "religion" is atheism. It's economy is all good and stuff. Fopergia is allied with no one, and is sworn enemies with Hupple. It's probably the most successful country in all of this imaginary world! Who wants it.

Forpergia -

Gelato - the name of this country just happens to be Gelato; it's not named after the tasty frozen dessert. It encompasses three peninsulas on the Grand Isthmus, but two of those are deserts. They still have good ports in those areas, though. The Gelato-pops speak Gelatonian, and the dominant religion is Piggism. Don't ask what that is, because I can't tell you. Maybe the person who claims Gelato can tell you. Gelato is allied with no one, and is sworn enemies with no one. Just because they have no friends and enemies doesb't mean they're bad with trade. How else would tehy become one of the three most powerful countries? Also, it's delicious.

Gelato -

Hupple - Hupple is

Irrelevant Counries
Did I spell irrelevant right? Please tell me I did.

Sucktastic Countries
Gnocchi - Anybody who shares my sense for is going to want Gnocchi. It's cheap, it's on an island in the middle of an ocean I haven't anmed that it's not directly in the middle of and isn't actually an ocean just a sea and it's just a barrier island not really an island in the middle of an ocean but it's still tropical, and it's ruled by a bean and its royal advisors. However, you only need to take one look at this country to see why it's sucktastic. '''It's ruled by a bean. A freaking BEAN.''' Who wants it!? If no one else does, I'm taking it. With that kind of power in my hands, I'LL RULE THE WORLD! By the world, I mean a mound of dirt. Maybe.

Gnocchi -