Timeline of important world events (PU)

2036
- The US creates the restricted zone of the I.O.P.S.M.I.C. This is the first of many divisions America will make which will eventually lead to its destruction.

- The Cow Republic secedes from Mexico.

2039
- Texas begins the building of the Great Texan Wall, in response to the ever menacing Cow Republic.

- The population of Edmonton, Canada, begins its rise.

- New Jersey attempts to secede on the grounds that they have become just too awesome for the US to handle. They fail.

2063
- Henry Edmund Phillipson Spaff & his new bride, Bertha Frannie Holek Spaff, Begin looking for a place to live since thier homeland of The Cow Republic refuse to bring what will be the evil little demon spawn, Kriek Frederik Douglas Spaff, into existance.

- After building up a "military" New Jersey attempts to secede again on the same grounds as last time. They fail. Again.

- After 49 years of waiting, Lev I. Rafle's book, Z, becomes voted as the most influetual book ever. Coming in second is his other book, Blue, and in third is Stephen M. Hill's Ten book saga, Silence, and his 7 book sequel series, Darkness.