User blog comment:Super Warmonkey/Conservative laws/@comment-26718502-20120821194444

Just think opposite.

Social

Easy, ban gay marriage, ban all abortions, don't allow the selling of alcohol or cars on Sunday. Opt for teachers to lead prayer at schools, corporal punishment for the misbehavior. Revoke Affirmative Action, remove Black History month, or create a mulitcultural month or White Month. More border control. Lead a war on Haloween, reform it into Reformation Day, seeing that its a pagan Catholic holiday to worship Zul, that also goes for Easter and Lent.

Economic

Lower the minumium wage, break down unions, call for lower taxes on the rich to return back economic stability to America, also corporations are people. Also, anyone that wears a hammer and sicke, or even wears red is a damn commie, also Democrats and Liberals are just a code word for 'Socialists'.

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