Demographics of the Federation of Teeniemen

Government

 * Official Name: Federation of Teeniemen
 * General Name: "The Federation"
 * Citizen Adjective: Teenieman
 * Adjective Plural: Teeniemen
 * Abbreviation: FoTM
 * Government Type: Dictatorial Councilism
 * National Capital: Teenieville, Pennsylvania
 * Current President: Teenieman Joe Pirray
 * National Anthem: March of Freedom
 * National Motto: "You attack one of us, you attack all of us."


 * Notable Technologies Developed:
 * 1. Microsurgery
 * 2. Nanoelectronics
 * 3. Det-Ammo

States/Provinces


The Federation of Teeniemen is a co-existing sovereign nation established within the national boundaries of the United States, Canada and Mexico. It maintains no state, provincial or regional borders.

Foreign Relations

 * Key Ally Nations:
 * United States
 * Israel
 * Germany
 * Russia
 * Japan
 * South Korea
 * Canada
 * Mexico


 * Notable Enemy Nations:
 * Saudi Arabia
 * West Bank & Gaza Strip
 * Afghanistan
 * Pakistan
 * China
 * North Korea
 * France


 * International Relations:
 * IMF/World Bank Status: N/A
 * Memberships:
 * United Nations
 * NATO
 * Organization of American States
 * NAFTA
 * OECD
 * G20

Basic Information

 * Population:  3,416,734,000 (2014)
 * Largest City:  Teenie Man City
 * Tallest Structure: Teenieman International Center (85 Feet)
 * Computer Owners: 100%
 * Internet Users: 100%
 * Drivers/Car Owners: 17%
 * Location On Map: North America (United States, Canada, Mexico)

Environment

 * Water Pollution Rate: 2%
 * Air Pollution Rate: 4%
 * Land Pollution Rate: 1%
 * Fusion Power Plants: 0 (technology research)
 * Solar Power Plants: 4 (6 under construction)
 * Wind Turbines: 250 (150 under construction)
 * Hydro Dams: 5
 * Nuclear Power Plants: 0
 * Oil Power Plants: 0
 * Coal Power Plants: 1
 * Clean Coal Power Plants: 0 (5 under construction)
 * Recycling Capacity (includes compost landfills): 100%
 * Landfill Capacity: 0%
 * Incinerator Capacity: 0%
 * Clean Transportation: 80%
 * National/State Park Land Area: N/A

Economy

 * Annual GDP: $18.7 Trillion +/-
 * GDP Per Capita: $5,483 per year
 * Currency Equivalent:  T$### TD = $1.00 USD
 * National Tax: None
 * Sales Tax Rate: None
 * Imports:
 * T-Vehicles
 * Foodstuffs (Meats, Vegetables, Fruits)
 * Sugarcane (Pure, Raw and Alternative Sugars)
 * Exports:
 * Electronics
 * Microchips
 * Nanoelectronics
 * Medical Services

Culture/Health/Education

 * Languages: English (primary)
 * Regionally Recognized: ReeRah, Spanish, French, Japanese
 * Religions: Mixed (Atheism, Toiletan, Christianity)
 * Crime Rate: Very Low
 * Murder Rate: .0001 per 100,000 (4 incidents per year)
 * Rape Rate: N/A
 * Birth Rate: 5,268 per 100,000 population (180,000,000 per year)
 * Death Rate: 278 per 100,000 population (9,500,000 per year)
 * Immigration Rate: N/A
 * Average IQ:  121
 * Average Height: 2 in. (5cm)
 * Average Weight: 2 oz.
 * Average Life Span: Scientifically unknown (theoretically estimated 15-25 years)
 * Average Life Span (smoker): Instantly fatal
 * Gun Owners: 100%
 * Common Beliefs/Standings:
 * 1. Nuclear Weapons: YES
 * 2. Abortion: N/A
 * 3. Gay Marriage: N/A
 * 4. Equal Rights: YES
 * 5. Torture Methods: YES
 * 6. Death Penalty: YES
 * 7. Stem Cell Research: YES
 * 8. Innocent Until Proven Guilty: YES
 * 9. Assisted Suicide: YES
 * 10. Criminal Rights: NO
 * 11. Civil Freedoms: YES

Military

 * Nuclear WMD: 100,000
 * Army Soldiers: 98% of population
 * T-Ground Vehicles:
 * 35,000,000 light/medium combat vehicles (including Humvees, Jeeps, MRAPs)
 * 100,000,000 tanks
 * 57,000,000 IFV/APC vehicles
 * 27,500,000 Howitzers & MLRS vehicles
 * 150,000,000 Supply, transport, storage, fuel & misc vehicles


 * Air Force Personnel: 1.5% of population
 * T-Planes: 450,000
 * T-Helicopters: 600,000
 * Navy Personnel: .5% of population
 * T-Vessels: 150 (submarines), 2 (floating bases)
 * Vessels: 1 aircraft carrier (human scale, modded for teeniemen)
 * Wars/Incidents Involved:
 * 1. Imperial Wars (Teenieman Empire vs. Humanity) (DEFEAT)
 * a. Battle of the Pacific (Teenieman Empire vs. United States) (DEFEAT)
 * b. Battle of Europe (Teenieman Empire vs. NATO/European Union) (DEFEAT)
 * c. Battle of Japan (Teenieman Empire vs. Japan) (DEFEAT)
 * 2. War of Independence (Nikki-Loyalists vs. Federalist Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
 * a. Teenieman Civil War (Loyalists vs. Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
 * b. Operation Pest Control (United States vs. Nikki-Loyalists) (U.S. VICTORY)
 * c. Teenieman Nuclear Holocaust (Loyalists vs. Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
 * 3. War on Terrorism (FoTM vs. Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah and Taliban) (VICTORY)
 * a. Operation Enduring Freedom (FoTM, NATO & ISAF vs. Afghanistan, Taliban & Al Qaeda) (VICTORY - Nuclear Annihilation of Tora Bora/Capture-Kill of Osama bin Laden)
 * b. Operation Thor's Hammer (FoTM vs. Palestine, West Bank, Gaza Strip, Hamas, PLO) (VICTORY - Assassination of Yasser Arafat)
 * c. Operation Iraqi Freedom (FoTM, U.S. & Coalition vs. Iraq) (VICTORY - Assassination of Saddam Hussein)
 * d. Operation Cast Lead (FoTM & Israel vs. Gaza Strip & Hamas, Hezbollah) (ONGOING - SpecOps targeted killings of Hamas terrorists)
 * e. Operation Sandy Vagina (FoTM vs. Saudi Arabia) (ONGOING - Sporadic conflict with Saudi Arabia)

History

 * Most Devastating Natural Disaster: Teenie Farms Tornado (1.7 million killed/5.2 million injured)
 * Most Devastating Act Of War: Firebombing of TeenieTown (21 million killed/43 million injured)
 * Largest War Involved In: Teenieman Civil War of Independence (820 million killed, 1.2 billion injured)
 * Date Of Founding: July 20, 2001

Top Five Statistics

 * Most Deaths Caused By:
 * 1. Accidental Stompings
 * 2. Animal Attacks
 * 3. Weather
 * 4. Misc. Accidents/Injuries
 * 5. War Casualties
 * Most Common Interests:
 * 1. Snack Foods/Sweets
 * 2. Sleep
 * 3. Bouncy Balls
 * 4. Weapons
 * 5. Pranks
 * Most Common Hatreds:
 * 1. Birds
 * 2. Snakes
 * 3. Cold Weather
 * 4. Tobacco
 * 5. Human Children
 * Most Frequent Modes of Transit:
 * 1. Public Transit
 * 2. Walking
 * 3. T-Cars
 * 4. Airlines
 * 5. Sea Travel
 * Most Common Religions:
 * 1. Atheism (non-belief)
 * 2. Toiletism (Toilet Worship)
 * 3. Christianity
 * 4. Shintoism
 * 5. Rastafarianism